Tell the barber you are sick of looking like an asshole.
so last night was interesting. me, amanda and scan-man went to the tavern. bob showed up 2 minutes after we did. so we bought some pitchers and then played pool. the greatest woman in the entire universe came and talked to me and amanda. she had about 7 teeth, scraggly black hair, a smoker's voice and to top it off, she was dressed like a hooker. she was awesome and drunk and kept babbling about the guys she was playing pool with to us. she was crazy. so last call came and we walk outside, just as glenn and brian are walking in. we told them they missed last call and amanda got in brians car and refused to get out. she left her car in the tavern parking lot. so amanda went to brians house with glenn and me and bob dropped scan-man off. i just slept over bob's because i didn't have my purse or my keys. funny story, in the morning i call amanda and tell her we are coming over to get her car. so we get to her car, and somehow, amanda bent her key just as bob drove off. so glenn tries to bend it back, and he ends up snapping it in half and cutting his hand at the same time. so now we have to call bob back and ask him to come pick us up. so he drives us to amanda's house and i pick up my car and we go to the car dealership to get a new key. then i went home and slept until 5:30. probably doing something similar tonight. ok i'm done.