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Today was really tiring. I got out of bed really early because my mom was yelling at me. I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.
I'm so stoned. I want to tell the world to get fucked.
I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! I'm so ugly. Don't look at my photos pleeeeeze.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, and should stop smoking drugs. I really don't think that egg nog I had yesterday was safe to drink, but, you know, whatever.
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with some naked photos of myself. (Not safe for work - teehee).
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I'm so stoned. I want to tell the world to get fucked.
I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! I'm so ugly. Don't look at my photos pleeeeeze.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, and should stop smoking drugs. I really don't think that egg nog I had yesterday was safe to drink, but, you know, whatever.
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with some naked photos of myself. (Not safe for work - teehee).
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