Jul 08, 2005 21:22
Well, it officially happened today. Susann aka NUTSO was asked to pack her things and leave. She couldn't get over the fact that there was an egg donor named Akiko and a girl who worked in our office 3 years ago named Akiko. She thought that while we document them as being separate and never having met people, that they were, in fact the SAME PERSON. all part of our evil plot to steal money. She created this notebook of documents (private surrogacy documents) that have weird anomelies (at least to her) like the couple had two addresses b/c they at one point moved, or a city "Rome" in Ohio and a city "Rome" in FL. She thought these were all vaild reasons WHY our compnay is "Evil" and doing money laundring. The binder was at least 100 pgs full, highlighted, circled, dated and each page individually put in a sheet protector. She walked into Karen (boss)'s office to show her. Karen said what is that. Susanne explained the summary. Karen said, Pack your stuff and leave.
Now, if I were going to launder money and have a "fake" business. I would pick a pizza parlor, or something less complicateed than SURROGACY!! This lady is nucking futz! Glad she's gone, but that means two things.
1. I was offered her job, officially
and
B. I am in a GREAT negotiating position for more $$. Tricia is on maternity leave. Susanne is gone and there is JUST ME. With ALL the cases. Can they really turn me down for a raise? Nope!! BWHAHA HA HA HA!!!!
I like raises. From work. and from the boyfriend! HA HA HA!
I need a pedi. Girls? Anyone wanna join?
Landis wants me to go out with him and the neighbors. hmmm.