Jun 18, 2003 17:38
I nearly forgotten how insanely bland researching can be.. I haven't done any research since I came up here.. I however found a spell that turns your feet into a cactus.. I don't know why people bloody would want to make their feet a cactus..?
I thought being dead I might get to understand humanity better.. and I've come to the conclusion that we are all a bunch of odd-fish.. and will most likely never make sense.. We truly are a bunch of loons.
Why this sudden assumption on the human race? Some bloody wanker up 'ere was chasing me around with a soddin' tomato! I hate squishy things! And people wonder why I never leave my small little 'place' in the sky... sheesh..