Stag TV: Madrid- Home of Debauchery
Follow me down the Yellow Brick Road of perverted Wonder and Delight as we skip away hand in hand with the Bunny Raper and the Hooker Bunny on their latest adventure!
Having finally recovered from the first episode of Stag TV, I settled in to watch the second episode. In the airport in Madrid, Damien explains the bag of goodies that he and Francesco always bring with them when they travel...Salt and vinegar chips! Chocolate cakes! Strawberry Twizzlers! ...Metamucil? LOL!!! :D *cracks up*
Francesco is about to do a live sex show with Jean Franco, and to our collective delight, they bring us backstage to feast upon all the eye (and ass!) candy. Once again...what is with all the straight go-go dancers? *LOVE* that you caught the one guy peeking at Jean. *ROTFL*! They try to hide it with casual stretches and glances, but come on. Everyone's a little bisexual, right? ;)~
Then without warning, the film cuts to the part of the film that turns my lil heart turn into a marshmallow peep after a minute in the microwave: Damien making the *schmoopiest* little sad face whilst lowering an adjustable barstool in the airport. Not only do we get the most drop-dead ~adorable~ expression, but it is accompanied by a forlorn "mehhhhh" sound. Even Francesco is squeeing out on it, and he makes him do it again.
I was rolling on the floor when Our Heroes edited the "cocks" clucking with the straight boys backstage trying to be all cool and shit.
The super extreme close-ups, btw: pure genius. I love watching Francesco leering and playing with them, reaching under those tiny pants. I certainly see the allure of the unsullied ass-virgin. ooh, don't they look nervous? Heheee.
Jean Franco peeing: Sweet fancy MOSES! He has got some freakin *AIR* on that pee-stream! I'm skeptical though. I'm not convinced there wasn't some trickery with a high pressure hose at his hip or something. For that matter, I believe we should see Francesco pee again, you know, just to see that, uhmm, again. I'm just saying, for reference. *cough*
Next we go to Spoleta, lands of a thousand delights and home of the D'Machos! I don't know if Francesco or Damien have ever been here to Northern California, but those gorgeous rolling green hills look just like Sonoma County in spring. Italy is most definitely one place I've always wanted to see, and the scenery here just solidified that. And what a cool house! Loved that staircase.
I'm rolling along, watching the tour of the cool house when suddenly... Thir Bith...! The thought of sweet precious lil baby Francesco and his favorite story, the Adventures of Robin Hood, and his favourite little character Sir Biss the snake?!! ooOoo...!
"Yeth, Pleath", blinks Damien with those big brown eyes.
(Falls to the floor from cute overload)
Of course I've seen that baby picture of Francesco from that magazine article. That messy lil mop of blonde hair and those big blue eyes...:) oooOOOooo...!
Then Damien leans in to Francesco with a kiss and says huskily, "I love you, baby".
There is a most understated but touching scene in the living room with Francesco and Damien goofing around playfully.
Francesco says,
"What do you want to do?"
Damien answers,
"I just wanna love you forever and ever..."
Eat your hearts out, Lucy and Desi. Beautiful romance and comedic brilliance has been owned by FDM and DC. The love between these gorgeous men is enough to make flowers blossom in the desert.
*sighs*
OK big, tough, dirty, muscular, sexy porn stars, I'm done swooning. For now. ;)
Andi ;)
http://www.staghomme.com/
Having finally recovered from the first episode of Stag TV, I settled in to watch the second episode. In the airport in Madrid, Damien explains the bag of goodies that he and Francesco always bring with them when they travel...Salt and vinegar chips! Chocolate cakes! Strawberry Twizzlers! ...Metamucil? LOL!!! :D *cracks up*
Francesco is about to do a live sex show with Jean Franco, and to our collective delight, they bring us backstage to feast upon all the eye (and ass!) candy. Once again...what is with all the straight go-go dancers? *LOVE* that you caught the one guy peeking at Jean. *ROTFL*! They try to hide it with casual stretches and glances, but come on. Everyone's a little bisexual, right? ;)~
Then without warning, the film cuts to the part of the film that turns my lil heart turn into a marshmallow peep after a minute in the microwave: Damien making the *schmoopiest* little sad face whilst lowering an adjustable barstool in the airport. Not only do we get the most drop-dead ~adorable~ expression, but it is accompanied by a forlorn "mehhhhh" sound. Even Francesco is squeeing out on it, and he makes him do it again.
I was rolling on the floor when Our Heroes edited the "cocks" clucking with the straight boys backstage trying to be all cool and shit.
The super extreme close-ups, btw: pure genius. I love watching Francesco leering and playing with them, reaching under those tiny pants. I certainly see the allure of the unsullied ass-virgin. ooh, don't they look nervous? Heheee.
Jean Franco peeing: Sweet fancy MOSES! He has got some freakin *AIR* on that pee-stream! I'm skeptical though. I'm not convinced there wasn't some trickery with a high pressure hose at his hip or something. For that matter, I believe we should see Francesco pee again, you know, just to see that, uhmm, again. I'm just saying, for reference. *cough*
Next we go to Spoleta, lands of a thousand delights and home of the D'Machos! I don't know if Francesco or Damien have ever been here to Northern California, but those gorgeous rolling green hills look just like Sonoma County in spring. Italy is most definitely one place I've always wanted to see, and the scenery here just solidified that. And what a cool house! Loved that staircase.
I'm rolling along, watching the tour of the cool house when suddenly... Thir Bith...! The thought of sweet precious lil baby Francesco and his favorite story, the Adventures of Robin Hood, and his favourite little character Sir Biss the snake?!! ooOoo...!
"Yeth, Pleath", blinks Damien with those big brown eyes.
(Falls to the floor from cute overload)
Of course I've seen that baby picture of Francesco from that magazine article. That messy lil mop of blonde hair and those big blue eyes...:) oooOOOooo...!
Then Damien leans in to Francesco with a kiss and says huskily, "I love you, baby".
There is a most understated but touching scene in the living room with Francesco and Damien goofing around playfully.
Francesco says,
"What do you want to do?"
Damien answers,
"I just wanna love you forever and ever..."
Eat your hearts out, Lucy and Desi. Beautiful romance and comedic brilliance has been owned by FDM and DC. The love between these gorgeous men is enough to make flowers blossom in the desert.
*sighs*
OK big, tough, dirty, muscular, sexy porn stars, I'm done swooning. For now. ;)
Andi ;)
http://www.staghomme.com/