I disagree with hair and sweat. I hate hair on the butt and sometimes on the back, and I hate sweat in general. I hate being sweaty, and I hate being around sweaty people.
Oh, and I was shacking up with this dude named Sam in NOLA (yeah, I shacked up with two Sams this year), and he would eat beans with pork in it from a can, and it was FUCKING DISGUSTING -- but only because of the pork. Cuz then he'd try to kiss me, and I'd be all, 'FUCKING GROSS DUDE FUCK OFF!!!'
i don't agree about open wounds, canned legumes and loud farting as hot but i can see how they're admirable. except the canned legumes. i don't like canned legumes.
Comments 4
Oh, and I was shacking up with this dude named Sam in NOLA (yeah, I shacked up with two Sams this year), and he would eat beans with pork in it from a can, and it was FUCKING DISGUSTING -- but only because of the pork. Cuz then he'd try to kiss me, and I'd be all, 'FUCKING GROSS DUDE FUCK OFF!!!'
Reply
favorites: open wounds, sweat, and canned beans. fuck yes.
Reply
Reply
Reply
Leave a comment