Attitude Adjustment
Not sure what crawled up my ass, but BOY, I am pissy today. I monitor this by how I react to stupid people and bad drivers. And it could be those Republicans. And that would-be feminist VP candidate. Feminist, oh except that's she's against choice and sex ed. Anyway, it is all REALLY getting on my every last nerve.
Normally, I show a slight annoyance, but today. Today I am a total bitch.
So I will list things that make me happy right now:
--Starburst Gummi Bursts. Like a squishy, fruity party in my mouth.
--Starbucks sorbetto in citrus blend. A different, yet equally fruity mouth party.
--Per usual, my most awesome cats. No herding necessary. :)
--My new purse with new matching wallet. I think when I'm upset, I should just stop and admire my matching purse and wallet. The whole world seems like a better, less chaotic place.
--Selling music to friends so I don't have to go to Amoeba. I'd rather give my friends a good deal than get jacked by that place.
--The new TV season and the new TV previews in all the magazines. New shows! New eps of old shows! I can't wait. I love TV, dammit.
Now maybe a nap. And I wish I had a Dr. Pepper. I really need to have a secret stash of Dr. Pepper, the kind with sugar in the glass bottles. It would be on my list, but I don't actually have one right now.
OK, my solution to world peace: Take lots of naps with my cats in front of new TV shows, drink lots Dr. Pepper, and have a purse filled with Starburst Gummi Bursts and a matching wallet. Tada.
Normally, I show a slight annoyance, but today. Today I am a total bitch.
So I will list things that make me happy right now:
--Starburst Gummi Bursts. Like a squishy, fruity party in my mouth.
--Starbucks sorbetto in citrus blend. A different, yet equally fruity mouth party.
--Per usual, my most awesome cats. No herding necessary. :)
--My new purse with new matching wallet. I think when I'm upset, I should just stop and admire my matching purse and wallet. The whole world seems like a better, less chaotic place.
--Selling music to friends so I don't have to go to Amoeba. I'd rather give my friends a good deal than get jacked by that place.
--The new TV season and the new TV previews in all the magazines. New shows! New eps of old shows! I can't wait. I love TV, dammit.
Now maybe a nap. And I wish I had a Dr. Pepper. I really need to have a secret stash of Dr. Pepper, the kind with sugar in the glass bottles. It would be on my list, but I don't actually have one right now.
OK, my solution to world peace: Take lots of naps with my cats in front of new TV shows, drink lots Dr. Pepper, and have a purse filled with Starburst Gummi Bursts and a matching wallet. Tada.