A seven nation army couldn't hold me back.

Apr 15, 2006 11:59

Whell I'm still in Tennesee. I'm having more fun then yesterday though. Cridda is such a weird sleeper but I guess Im just as weird because I woke up fine just on opposite sides of teh bed...Hmmmph its liek dancing while sleeping...weird. Um I am in the process of learning how to read cards from this book that criddas grandma has...And shtuff...so far ive covered hearts...yeah.I was like lying on the floor and cridda sat on me so me being stronger I like got her on her back and she went to ask her grandma something and then I started biting the chair leg and she came in and hit my ass really hard so i turned and hit her arm and left an arm print. wesa so violent. Then I was like yelling at this one bird. I think it was a robin. I was all like " Here birdie birdie" and it started walking toward the window...and I was like " good birdie birdie" and it turned around so i was all like..."ill fart on you" and it walked like a foot so i was like " Ill fart on your head!!! Get back here." then cridda was like "'Jessica, what if someone walks by and heres "I'm going to fart on your head!'?" So i stopped. Then cridda had a drill without any drill bits and started like drilling my neck so i turned and hit her and she is like "accident! Accident"
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