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There are few people in the world with more colorful dreams than me. so here goes this is last nights:
**After Practice Emmi and I fly to LAX (with my wings) and get on an airplane to go to italy for God knows what reason. we get off the airplane in italy**
Alyssa: Fuck this isnt italy.. i would know.
Emmi: where are we?
Alyssa: i think this is botswana.
**rmy cell phone rings**
Alyssa: hello?
Althea: HEY! where are you?
Alyssa: im in Botswana with Emmi.
Althea: Oh Cool. im In Switzerland.
Alyssa: Wo what are you doing in Switzerland?
Althea: Im getting married. Wanna come?
Alyssa: Fuck Yeah. can i bring Emmi?
Althea: Sure
Alyssa: what time do you get Married?
Althea: 4:30pm
Alyssa: what time is it now?
Althea: 5:00pm
Alyssa: OOOOOh whos the lucky guy?
Althea: omg you wont believe this... its Garrett!
Alyssa: kick ass! ill be there soon
**So Emmi and i set off to go to althea's Wedding. we get in a boat that appeared out of nowhere and we start rowing backwards so that the time will go backwards and we will make it in time. in the mean time emmi and i discuss Victoria and Paul and how they should get married too a few hours later we arrive in Switzerland its 4:00 pm and we are in the entry thing to the church**
Alyssa: We're Here!!!
Althea Cool! wait are you coming in like that?
**we are still in our practice cloths**
Alyssa: well i wasnt expecting a wedding.
Althea: its okay.
**althea takes her wedding dress off and hands it to emmi to wear**
Alyssa: well what can i wear!
Althea: here i have a bra
Alyssa: okay. but wait it doesnt fit.
Althea: its okay i have a shirt
Alyssa: ok cool
**so we go inside althea wearing nothing and me wearing a bra and a shirt and emmi wearing a weddign dress on althea's wedding**
Priest: i now pronounce you man and wife. you may now kiss the bride
** and they kiss**
Althea: wait!!
Emmi: what?
Althea: Thats my husband!
**emmi was wearing the dress so she got married to Garrett**
Emmi: EW that was Garrett!!!??!
Althea: hes mine get off
Emmi: I dont want to be married to him
Althea: good then get a divorce right now
Emmi: ill just take the dress off
Althea: okay
**althea puts the dress back on**
Alyssa: HAHA emmi you just kissed Garrett!
Emmi: Shutup
Priest: you may now kiss the bride.
and then i woke up 6 am practice.