Just For Laughs...
Oh My Goodness.
I'm cleaning out my bookshelf right as we speak, but while going through old books, I found My Diary. Keep in mind that these entries are from 1996, so I'm about... 7 years old. Wow was I a TERRIBLE "speller." Haha, I only wrote a few entries, so I suppose I'll share them all with you... they're pretty damn funny.
May 17,1996
Me and my frend Katelin went to are girl schott sarreamony on Thersday. I felt shie on staghe but it was fun still. I went to scholl and I had a bad day in scholl.
May 18,1996
I went to the Great Eskape on Saterday. I had fun. I helped a lot of kids and peaple thare. I felt reull good and I had a good time thare. we stayed thure for trhee owers and a half!!!
May 19,1996
I invited my frend Ashley to go to Cherch with me. The tempacher is up to ninendy dagreze!!! and it is real hot out side!!! I played with my frend Erick it was real fun!! We found a snake hole under the deck. We went in my fort in the woods and we found a lot of snake holes and we poked it with a stick and we saw the garden snake come out I put it in my lap. I wasent fritend at all!!! I went to check out my browny camep at camy lovle. [what? lol] We walked realy long! It was real fun!
May 20,1996
Me and my frend Ashley played in my house it was realy fun. I went to scholl and I picked flowers with Merridith and Ashley for my moms birthday.
June 1,1996
I went to school. We made are own minni pizzas. They wer real good.
December 23, 1996
Its the day befor Christmas eve and we got to go se Annie at the goodspeed opra house. Then after we got to go to dinner at a fancy restauront and my brother was bad. I'll give you a chance to know the worst thing he did. When I was going to the bathroom in the girls public bathroom he opened the door all the way wide open when I was in the middle going pee!!!! [LMFAO SHOOT ME NOW!!]
December 26,1996
Yesterday I got a globe that you could feel the mountains and I got a little school house with little animles that go with it. I got the game Monopley and I didnt even ask for it! We had Christmas day at are house!! I got this real pretty mermaid barbie and it has a pretty crown that goes on her head! Me and my brother left a present for Santa and we both gave him pictures but in the morening we saw them in the top of one of are presetns there was a note that said thank you anyways and when I opend the present I saw a album that had pretty sunflowers on it!!!
December 28,1996
Last night I thought I saw monsters in my closits and they all jumped out at me!!!
January 1,1996
Yesterday it was my dads birthday!!
April 18,1997
I am being a piano teacher for my brother! I tought him how to play heart and soule and he plays it great!
October 25,1997
Today I am going to play in a soccer game! It is going to be my lasat game! I am wearing my nightbrace right now! I got it a couple days ago! It started to hurt when I first put it on but they gave me wax to put on the eritaded parts!
[My WORD was I happy about having a night brace or what??]
...HAHAHA...
Oh my, that was quite funny. Especially Brian opening the door when I was peeing. Pssh that perv. Wow I can't get over my spelling lol.
Have fun...
I'm cleaning out my bookshelf right as we speak, but while going through old books, I found My Diary. Keep in mind that these entries are from 1996, so I'm about... 7 years old. Wow was I a TERRIBLE "speller." Haha, I only wrote a few entries, so I suppose I'll share them all with you... they're pretty damn funny.
May 17,1996
Me and my frend Katelin went to are girl schott sarreamony on Thersday. I felt shie on staghe but it was fun still. I went to scholl and I had a bad day in scholl.
May 18,1996
I went to the Great Eskape on Saterday. I had fun. I helped a lot of kids and peaple thare. I felt reull good and I had a good time thare. we stayed thure for trhee owers and a half!!!
May 19,1996
I invited my frend Ashley to go to Cherch with me. The tempacher is up to ninendy dagreze!!! and it is real hot out side!!! I played with my frend Erick it was real fun!! We found a snake hole under the deck. We went in my fort in the woods and we found a lot of snake holes and we poked it with a stick and we saw the garden snake come out I put it in my lap. I wasent fritend at all!!! I went to check out my browny camep at camy lovle. [what? lol] We walked realy long! It was real fun!
May 20,1996
Me and my frend Ashley played in my house it was realy fun. I went to scholl and I picked flowers with Merridith and Ashley for my moms birthday.
June 1,1996
I went to school. We made are own minni pizzas. They wer real good.
December 23, 1996
Its the day befor Christmas eve and we got to go se Annie at the goodspeed opra house. Then after we got to go to dinner at a fancy restauront and my brother was bad. I'll give you a chance to know the worst thing he did. When I was going to the bathroom in the girls public bathroom he opened the door all the way wide open when I was in the middle going pee!!!! [LMFAO SHOOT ME NOW!!]
December 26,1996
Yesterday I got a globe that you could feel the mountains and I got a little school house with little animles that go with it. I got the game Monopley and I didnt even ask for it! We had Christmas day at are house!! I got this real pretty mermaid barbie and it has a pretty crown that goes on her head! Me and my brother left a present for Santa and we both gave him pictures but in the morening we saw them in the top of one of are presetns there was a note that said thank you anyways and when I opend the present I saw a album that had pretty sunflowers on it!!!
December 28,1996
Last night I thought I saw monsters in my closits and they all jumped out at me!!!
January 1,1996
Yesterday it was my dads birthday!!
April 18,1997
I am being a piano teacher for my brother! I tought him how to play heart and soule and he plays it great!
October 25,1997
Today I am going to play in a soccer game! It is going to be my lasat game! I am wearing my nightbrace right now! I got it a couple days ago! It started to hurt when I first put it on but they gave me wax to put on the eritaded parts!
[My WORD was I happy about having a night brace or what??]
...HAHAHA...
Oh my, that was quite funny. Especially Brian opening the door when I was peeing. Pssh that perv. Wow I can't get over my spelling lol.
Have fun...