To order: 1 case of Ebola
Seriously.
Here's a little background for the story. I am a groomer, and the school I went to was very short and not very comprehensive. So when I graduated I went to work for the daughter of one of the teachers so that I could continue to learn what they hadn't covered. The teacher herself (who is in her 50's) has been doing this for 20 years and is now my personal friend. Her daughter on the other hand is very trashy and as such, her shop is trashy and in a low-rent type of area. I didn't work there for too long as I couldn't stand it. The daughter(my former boss) has hired a series of useless breeder bitches from the area to bathe because she is useless as well.
So, I went to visit my friend to chat with her, as she works there part of the week. I told her that this year my boyfriend is going to get a vasectomy because his insurance covers it. He will probably not have a problem getting the procedure, my route to sterilization will probably be put on hold for awhile unfortunately. So this trashy bather bitch was sitting there and had heard what I said and then asked me (Just imagine the trailer park accent) "So, you guys aren't gonna have any chyuldren?!". I said "Nope". She paused to digest that in her pea brain and my former boss threw a couple bingoisms at me. Then the girl stated this but also muttered it, "Well if you guys don't have em, then that's just more chances for another nigger or spick to have em."
OMGWTFXENOPHOBICMUCH?!?!
I looked at her as my friend was saying to me "I think it's a great idea", and I asked her "What did you say?" although I had heard her. She looked away kind of smirking and said "nothin." So I said to her, "Well, that argument makes absolutely no sense. So what you're saying is that because we're white, I should pop a crotchdropping, that I don't want, AND that I've known I don't want ever since I was young, to take up more space on this overcrowded planet?! There are plenty of rich bitch white Carmelite-snobs who will pop out 5 or 6 kids that they will have absolutely no hand in raising, because they have sooo much money and 'it takes a village and all that shit' and that will grow up just as ignorant, if not more ignorant, then these supposed other kids that you're worried about THEM having. So their breeding will more than make up for the children my b/f and I will never have."
This is where I thought the stupidity would end. But NOOO.
She then basically proved to herself that her IQ is lacking when she came up with this little gem. "Well, don't you want your family name to carry on??"
My friend looked at me sideways with one of those "Isn't this person so stupid it hurts" looks and we both looked over. Me: My family name wouldn't carry on anyway as I would take on his name. Her: YOU STUPID BITCH! SHE WOULD HAVE HIS LAST NAME WHEN THEY GET MARRIED ANYWAY!
I am still trying to wrap my head around that moment. I think it is a bingoism that will forever be etched upon my soul.
Here's a little background for the story. I am a groomer, and the school I went to was very short and not very comprehensive. So when I graduated I went to work for the daughter of one of the teachers so that I could continue to learn what they hadn't covered. The teacher herself (who is in her 50's) has been doing this for 20 years and is now my personal friend. Her daughter on the other hand is very trashy and as such, her shop is trashy and in a low-rent type of area. I didn't work there for too long as I couldn't stand it. The daughter(my former boss) has hired a series of useless breeder bitches from the area to bathe because she is useless as well.
So, I went to visit my friend to chat with her, as she works there part of the week. I told her that this year my boyfriend is going to get a vasectomy because his insurance covers it. He will probably not have a problem getting the procedure, my route to sterilization will probably be put on hold for awhile unfortunately. So this trashy bather bitch was sitting there and had heard what I said and then asked me (Just imagine the trailer park accent) "So, you guys aren't gonna have any chyuldren?!". I said "Nope". She paused to digest that in her pea brain and my former boss threw a couple bingoisms at me. Then the girl stated this but also muttered it, "Well if you guys don't have em, then that's just more chances for another nigger or spick to have em."
OMGWTFXENOPHOBICMUCH?!?!
I looked at her as my friend was saying to me "I think it's a great idea", and I asked her "What did you say?" although I had heard her. She looked away kind of smirking and said "nothin." So I said to her, "Well, that argument makes absolutely no sense. So what you're saying is that because we're white, I should pop a crotchdropping, that I don't want, AND that I've known I don't want ever since I was young, to take up more space on this overcrowded planet?! There are plenty of rich bitch white Carmelite-snobs who will pop out 5 or 6 kids that they will have absolutely no hand in raising, because they have sooo much money and 'it takes a village and all that shit' and that will grow up just as ignorant, if not more ignorant, then these supposed other kids that you're worried about THEM having. So their breeding will more than make up for the children my b/f and I will never have."
This is where I thought the stupidity would end. But NOOO.
She then basically proved to herself that her IQ is lacking when she came up with this little gem. "Well, don't you want your family name to carry on??"
My friend looked at me sideways with one of those "Isn't this person so stupid it hurts" looks and we both looked over. Me: My family name wouldn't carry on anyway as I would take on his name. Her: YOU STUPID BITCH! SHE WOULD HAVE HIS LAST NAME WHEN THEY GET MARRIED ANYWAY!
I am still trying to wrap my head around that moment. I think it is a bingoism that will forever be etched upon my soul.