Someone to laugh for you and more...
Apparently, someone called my house at 4:15 this morning. I am told it was a caller of the gentleman variety, not of the gentle persuasion. He asked for me specifically. I am told that I talked to him for approximately 15 minutes, as I was off the phone by 4:30.
Obviously, I have no recollection of this. Why? Because I was fucking asleep at 4:15 this morning. Yeah, and I was enjoying that sleep, and I am not sorry at all that I don't remember. If you are this idiot, let me know please. We have a few things we need to talk about, like ground rules.
Ahem!
The thing is, I hope it wasn't Squishy's dumb ass calling from the army. I miss that chubby bastard.
Today I met my new doc for the first time. It lasted almost two hours. Good visit. The best part was the end.
And then I got pie (like a song of a similar ilk)
No shit! Pie! Chocolate Cream Pie as well, so one of my alltime favs. It was truly DYN-O-MITE! He said some patient who worked at a diner for like 30 years brings them in once a week. All further appointments will clearly need to be, and are almost required to be, scheduled on these days. Yummy, yummy pie. I hadn't had pie in so long, I was crying out for it in my sleep...
"Pie! Pie! Why have you forsaken me!"
Some people might add a bit here about the lord givethingeth, and takingawayeth, but I won't. There's no need.
If anyone finds a Lauren Ambrose lj icon, I will dress up as Bozo the Clown and present them with a crisp, new fifty dollar bill. No dropping things in buckets placed in foot-long increments moving away from you-no! Just me in a blue clown suit with money in my hand. Travel will be on my tab as well. Stinky, this CAN apply to you.
Thats all for now....I think I will read since I can't watch Six Feet Under. I'm so pissed, but at least I've got good books around. Damn storm. And I usually like them....
La di da
Obviously, I have no recollection of this. Why? Because I was fucking asleep at 4:15 this morning. Yeah, and I was enjoying that sleep, and I am not sorry at all that I don't remember. If you are this idiot, let me know please. We have a few things we need to talk about, like ground rules.
Ahem!
The thing is, I hope it wasn't Squishy's dumb ass calling from the army. I miss that chubby bastard.
Today I met my new doc for the first time. It lasted almost two hours. Good visit. The best part was the end.
And then I got pie (like a song of a similar ilk)
No shit! Pie! Chocolate Cream Pie as well, so one of my alltime favs. It was truly DYN-O-MITE! He said some patient who worked at a diner for like 30 years brings them in once a week. All further appointments will clearly need to be, and are almost required to be, scheduled on these days. Yummy, yummy pie. I hadn't had pie in so long, I was crying out for it in my sleep...
"Pie! Pie! Why have you forsaken me!"
Some people might add a bit here about the lord givethingeth, and takingawayeth, but I won't. There's no need.
If anyone finds a Lauren Ambrose lj icon, I will dress up as Bozo the Clown and present them with a crisp, new fifty dollar bill. No dropping things in buckets placed in foot-long increments moving away from you-no! Just me in a blue clown suit with money in my hand. Travel will be on my tab as well. Stinky, this CAN apply to you.
Thats all for now....I think I will read since I can't watch Six Feet Under. I'm so pissed, but at least I've got good books around. Damn storm. And I usually like them....
La di da