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[egyptthiefking]

I have no idea what is going on here, but I am most definately NOT amused. The only upside I can find for this situation is that I currently seem to have my own body... But not my Ring. That I can not accept.

...I wonder if anyone has anything worth stealing...?

To whomever runs this place: I demand to know where I am and why I have been dragged here against my will. And this ridiculous letter is NOT the answer I want.