[Text both because he types at eight-thousand words a minute and because he's NOT turning on the webcam]
Though this recent happening is distinctly less amusing now, it's still fascinating. These sorts of occurrences happen every month? What are they caused by? How long do they last?
I also presume it is not always the same effect. What other things have happened?
[ooc: Guess who's now affected?
Referrence picture; he's even shorter than usual at around 4'10", and generally very tiny and cute. Not that he intends to let anyone see him like this.]