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[mouri_ran_chan]

CONAN-KUN?  HEIJI-KUN?  I KNOW YOU'RE THERE!  I NEED BOTH OF YOU TO DO SOMETHING REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW.

DEDUCE FOR ME HOW THIS IS ALL JUST ONE, BIG, CRAZY DREAM, AND THAT I'M NOT TRAPPED IN A MAGICAL ISLAND UNIVERSITY UNTIL I LEARN SOMETHING.  HURRY!

I CAN'T EVEN TYPE RIGHT!  THAT'S GOT TO BE MY IMAGINATION....RIGHT?