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so, im at purdue.. visiting brandon.... got here at like 1AM..but its cool... i ate jimmy johns when we got here.. and then we went to this diner called "tripple X" ... we sat down.. some 2 asshole ddes were sitting there and had cheesy womb brooms (just having hair under your bottom lip and nowhere else on the face)..
anyhow.. this really cheesy guy came with some major skank... we laughed at them for a while because they were both drunk, 40, and at college..
then.. the best drunk... or maybe the worst drunk ever came and sat next to us with his girlfriend.. and the first thing he sais to us is "what the fuck do you kids do?? just play video games in your room" we said yeah and then just kinda ignored him... but then he kepy calling us assholes and laughing... it was awesome... then at one point he started punching himself in the chest for some reason... then licked his glass and then put his whole face into it to drink it.. he is majoring in construction...then he put his head down and spilled his drink with his head.. and then said it hurt his head.. then his gf asked chris what he was.. so i answered "native american" but i guess she meant what his major was...so after telling them that he was in highschool still like 5 times.. chris just finally told her "electronics" and she thought it was a "damn good major".. so much happened but here are the highlights:
drunk dude (spits water all over his crotch for no reason)
drunk dude: "you guys are fucking assholes, fuck you (like 35 times)
drunk dudes gf : whats your favorite band
me: i dunno
her: well if you had to pick 2 what would they be
me: air supply
drunk dude: WHAT!!??! AIR SUPPLY?!?! YOU'RE A FUCKING HOMO!!
drunk dudes gf: dont mind him
me: yeah i get that all the time
drunk dude: WHAT THE FUCK!? they were some stupid hair band from 79... TOPS....MAYBE
yeah.
anyhow.. this really cheesy guy came with some major skank... we laughed at them for a while because they were both drunk, 40, and at college..
then.. the best drunk... or maybe the worst drunk ever came and sat next to us with his girlfriend.. and the first thing he sais to us is "what the fuck do you kids do?? just play video games in your room" we said yeah and then just kinda ignored him... but then he kepy calling us assholes and laughing... it was awesome... then at one point he started punching himself in the chest for some reason... then licked his glass and then put his whole face into it to drink it.. he is majoring in construction...then he put his head down and spilled his drink with his head.. and then said it hurt his head.. then his gf asked chris what he was.. so i answered "native american" but i guess she meant what his major was...so after telling them that he was in highschool still like 5 times.. chris just finally told her "electronics" and she thought it was a "damn good major".. so much happened but here are the highlights:
drunk dude (spits water all over his crotch for no reason)
drunk dude: "you guys are fucking assholes, fuck you (like 35 times)
drunk dudes gf : whats your favorite band
me: i dunno
her: well if you had to pick 2 what would they be
me: air supply
drunk dude: WHAT!!??! AIR SUPPLY?!?! YOU'RE A FUCKING HOMO!!
drunk dudes gf: dont mind him
me: yeah i get that all the time
drunk dude: WHAT THE FUCK!? they were some stupid hair band from 79... TOPS....MAYBE
yeah.