ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I do wonder:
What is the last thought of a person jumping to his death?
What would I do if I knew I only had one day left on Earth?
How messed up would it be if an orange was yellow? (would it smell like yellow)
If people only had sex with people the same age would that eradicate AIDS and other STDs in one generation?
If all the world was a stage what would I be?
If the Texans draft Reggie Bush shouldn't the name change to the Texans and That One Guy From Cali?
If Sudoku and Crossword puzzles had sex would that be like the most impossible puzzle.
Why is hashish and hash so close?
Are cloves the wonder herb? they taste good, smell good, and smoke good too.
Which is goofier the word toupee, or the real wig thing?
Why does beer taste better when you are flouting down a river? *Amazing thing about tubing down a river is how big every ones bladder is, cause my friends never have to go to the restroom, even though they have been drinking all day.*
When you see a yard full of dead grass we think wow that is unattractive, instead of that guy is a freaking genius, he will never have to mow?
IF COS A / 1 - SIN A = 1 SIN A / COS A WHY THE HELL DOES ANYONE GIVE A DAMN?
If the Equator spins around on the axis of the Earth, and the Earth spins round the Sun, the sun spins around the center of the Milky Way, What THE HECK IS NOUGAT MADE OF? p.s. I wonder what is in a snickers too?
Does anyone remember the Noid?
If the pen is mightier than the sword, then words are stronger than blades, than how do shredders work?
if anyone else loves the word Quintessence?
Who and a what point in history did a person give a rat's ass? (was it the monetary basis for some unknown society)
Has anyone ever wanted to be a Visiogoth?
How does Country Crock sell so well, I mean it says its fake on the label?
Could I sell Rolex Crock?
Would anyone ever buy a ceiling fan with only one blade?
After they finish with Metal Gear Solid games will they make one based on Liquid? Would it be called Metal Gear Liquid? If so when they make the next line of games would it be Metal Gear JEll-O?
If there is more heat in me or a pallet of Ice?
In the following scenario what is a person supposed to do, A Greek man gives me a horse, should I, never trust a greek, especially when bearing gifts, or not look a gift horse in the mouth? *Suddenly I understand how Troy fell.*
Who did put the bomp in the bomp sha bomp sha bomp?
Was it the same man who put ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Was it the Muffin Man?
Who I like better Snap, Crackle, or Pop?
Is Uranus just unlucky or was he really an ass?
Would the lead singer of Garbage (who sang I am Only Happy When it Rains) ever vacation in the desert?
Why are the words for desert and dessert so close? Does one "s" make that much of a difference? If so my name is now MARCUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Why was the TV show Different Strokes not set in a swimming pool?
If it is healthier not to make you bed why does everyone's mom make them do it?
Was anyone else ever confused when you were told that a female relative of yours was a cat-person? (I move that we simply use person who likes cats too much)
Why do we not yell REBMIT when we put Christmas Trees up?
Why are places named Walden inhabited by people who would never understand Thoreau?
If I had a cool nickname what would it be?
If a watched pot never boils, couldn't we just pour huge amounts of energy into them and use them as thermal batteries?
Why can you not buy Super at a Supermarket, or walls at Walmart, or Homes at Home Depot?
Would you ever buy anything thing expensive from a shack? If not I think that Radio Shack should change their name.
If copper is the best conductor why to people brag about gold connectors for electrical wiring?
Is bedside table French for temporary place to leave my stuff overnight?
If you steal an RV is that Grand Theft Auto or Grand Theft House?
If my grandmother and your grandmother were sitting by the fire, would my grandmother kick your grandmother's ass in thumb war?
Is it confusing to anyone other than myself that there is a candy and hamburger that has the same name?
If you walk into a McDonald's and asked for a Royale with Cheese, would any of the employees catch you allusion?
Why can France build the Eiffel Tower and the Statue of Liberty, but still cannot build a decent car?
Why are people from Latin America referred to as Hispanics?
Did one of the band mates of SUM 41 miss a question similar to: 7*3 + 20 = x
Is the band Nickelback worth 1/5 of Vince Young?
well enough for now I guess.
What is the last thought of a person jumping to his death?
What would I do if I knew I only had one day left on Earth?
How messed up would it be if an orange was yellow? (would it smell like yellow)
If people only had sex with people the same age would that eradicate AIDS and other STDs in one generation?
If all the world was a stage what would I be?
If the Texans draft Reggie Bush shouldn't the name change to the Texans and That One Guy From Cali?
If Sudoku and Crossword puzzles had sex would that be like the most impossible puzzle.
Why is hashish and hash so close?
Are cloves the wonder herb? they taste good, smell good, and smoke good too.
Which is goofier the word toupee, or the real wig thing?
Why does beer taste better when you are flouting down a river? *Amazing thing about tubing down a river is how big every ones bladder is, cause my friends never have to go to the restroom, even though they have been drinking all day.*
When you see a yard full of dead grass we think wow that is unattractive, instead of that guy is a freaking genius, he will never have to mow?
IF COS A / 1 - SIN A = 1 SIN A / COS A WHY THE HELL DOES ANYONE GIVE A DAMN?
If the Equator spins around on the axis of the Earth, and the Earth spins round the Sun, the sun spins around the center of the Milky Way, What THE HECK IS NOUGAT MADE OF? p.s. I wonder what is in a snickers too?
Does anyone remember the Noid?
If the pen is mightier than the sword, then words are stronger than blades, than how do shredders work?
if anyone else loves the word Quintessence?
Who and a what point in history did a person give a rat's ass? (was it the monetary basis for some unknown society)
Has anyone ever wanted to be a Visiogoth?
How does Country Crock sell so well, I mean it says its fake on the label?
Could I sell Rolex Crock?
Would anyone ever buy a ceiling fan with only one blade?
After they finish with Metal Gear Solid games will they make one based on Liquid? Would it be called Metal Gear Liquid? If so when they make the next line of games would it be Metal Gear JEll-O?
If there is more heat in me or a pallet of Ice?
In the following scenario what is a person supposed to do, A Greek man gives me a horse, should I, never trust a greek, especially when bearing gifts, or not look a gift horse in the mouth? *Suddenly I understand how Troy fell.*
Who did put the bomp in the bomp sha bomp sha bomp?
Was it the same man who put ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Was it the Muffin Man?
Who I like better Snap, Crackle, or Pop?
Is Uranus just unlucky or was he really an ass?
Would the lead singer of Garbage (who sang I am Only Happy When it Rains) ever vacation in the desert?
Why are the words for desert and dessert so close? Does one "s" make that much of a difference? If so my name is now MARCUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Why was the TV show Different Strokes not set in a swimming pool?
If it is healthier not to make you bed why does everyone's mom make them do it?
Was anyone else ever confused when you were told that a female relative of yours was a cat-person? (I move that we simply use person who likes cats too much)
Why do we not yell REBMIT when we put Christmas Trees up?
Why are places named Walden inhabited by people who would never understand Thoreau?
If I had a cool nickname what would it be?
If a watched pot never boils, couldn't we just pour huge amounts of energy into them and use them as thermal batteries?
Why can you not buy Super at a Supermarket, or walls at Walmart, or Homes at Home Depot?
Would you ever buy anything thing expensive from a shack? If not I think that Radio Shack should change their name.
If copper is the best conductor why to people brag about gold connectors for electrical wiring?
Is bedside table French for temporary place to leave my stuff overnight?
If you steal an RV is that Grand Theft Auto or Grand Theft House?
If my grandmother and your grandmother were sitting by the fire, would my grandmother kick your grandmother's ass in thumb war?
Is it confusing to anyone other than myself that there is a candy and hamburger that has the same name?
If you walk into a McDonald's and asked for a Royale with Cheese, would any of the employees catch you allusion?
Why can France build the Eiffel Tower and the Statue of Liberty, but still cannot build a decent car?
Why are people from Latin America referred to as Hispanics?
Did one of the band mates of SUM 41 miss a question similar to: 7*3 + 20 = x
Is the band Nickelback worth 1/5 of Vince Young?
well enough for now I guess.