OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So yeah I got mono. I have the worst sore throat in the effing world. It hurts to drink water. How messed up is that? Doctor says be sure to drink plenty of fluids HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HOW??????????????????????????? It freakin hurts lady. Today I ate a tiny cup of italian ice, and two hotdogs (sans buns or anything on them), yesterday it was 1 pint of sherbet, day before 1 more pint of sherbet. I AM GOING TO DIE. I am supposed to have these symptoms like another 2 weeks. I just want to keel over right now. GIVE ME SOMETHING EITHER FOR SWELLING OR FOR PAIN YOU DUMB ASS DOCTOR.
God! I hate doctors. They aggrevate me to hell. If I took my car in to the shop and they say hey here's the problem and fix the wrong effing thing, there are laws that say you get your money back. But, noooooo, with a doctor you go in they say oh it is probably this. You get worse and they say oh wait no it was not that, hmmmmmm you know it is probably this. Lets go make you take some tests. They want you to come in for the results and charge you a co-pay again, just to tell you hey your sick, but this time we know what is wrong with you. Now they say ohhh, come back next week so we can check up on you. What for the completely untreatable disease that I have. WOW would this mean that I get to pay another co-pay.... WOO HOO. So I get mono and and it will cost me 4 co-pays, oh wait even though I have insurance and my doctors office has actually talked to my insurance provider and verified coverage the will not bill them only me. AWWWWWWW aren't they sweet. So I will at the conclusion of next weeks appointment, barring a ruptured spleen or total jaundice, be out around 400 dollars and people complain about lawyers.
God! I hate doctors. They aggrevate me to hell. If I took my car in to the shop and they say hey here's the problem and fix the wrong effing thing, there are laws that say you get your money back. But, noooooo, with a doctor you go in they say oh it is probably this. You get worse and they say oh wait no it was not that, hmmmmmm you know it is probably this. Lets go make you take some tests. They want you to come in for the results and charge you a co-pay again, just to tell you hey your sick, but this time we know what is wrong with you. Now they say ohhh, come back next week so we can check up on you. What for the completely untreatable disease that I have. WOW would this mean that I get to pay another co-pay.... WOO HOO. So I get mono and and it will cost me 4 co-pays, oh wait even though I have insurance and my doctors office has actually talked to my insurance provider and verified coverage the will not bill them only me. AWWWWWWW aren't they sweet. So I will at the conclusion of next weeks appointment, barring a ruptured spleen or total jaundice, be out around 400 dollars and people complain about lawyers.