"Sometimes sweet like honey, sometimes tart like marmite."
I'm mainly writing this update because I just wanted to let everyone know how phenomenal this song is. I can't stop listening to it, but I'm not sure if I could tell you why.
What else is new? Unfortunately, not much. Our new neighbors moved into 34C, and the prospects look good. We started off using one of our patented window signs. The Boohbah offered a simple greeting to our new neighbors. During the day, we played some four square in typical Slutsville fashion, and in non-typical fashion, we had two strangers play with us. One, a guy moving into building 35 who really wanted to play overhand; the other a close friend of one of the new residents of 34C named Amy. When we returned to the apartment, we found a surprise. In response to our greeting, they placed a provocative picture of a woman in lingerie in their kitchen window with the message "$1 BJs!!! House Special: 2 for 1!!!". Our rebuttal? "Handjobs: 3 for $1!!! Inquire within." Then, they put put a picture of what appeared to be two lesbians in an embrace.
Cool friend who played four square with us? Check. Sense of humour? Check. They're already a ton more sociable than the previous residents.
I think I'll squeeze my ergonomic rock for a little while before I retire. I'll wear my scarf just like a noose, but not because I want eternal sleep. 9 hours or so will do me.
What else is new? Unfortunately, not much. Our new neighbors moved into 34C, and the prospects look good. We started off using one of our patented window signs. The Boohbah offered a simple greeting to our new neighbors. During the day, we played some four square in typical Slutsville fashion, and in non-typical fashion, we had two strangers play with us. One, a guy moving into building 35 who really wanted to play overhand; the other a close friend of one of the new residents of 34C named Amy. When we returned to the apartment, we found a surprise. In response to our greeting, they placed a provocative picture of a woman in lingerie in their kitchen window with the message "$1 BJs!!! House Special: 2 for 1!!!". Our rebuttal? "Handjobs: 3 for $1!!! Inquire within." Then, they put put a picture of what appeared to be two lesbians in an embrace.
Cool friend who played four square with us? Check. Sense of humour? Check. They're already a ton more sociable than the previous residents.
I think I'll squeeze my ergonomic rock for a little while before I retire. I'll wear my scarf just like a noose, but not because I want eternal sleep. 9 hours or so will do me.