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ok since everyone is doing that ask me 3 questions shit, i figure ill join in. BUT, you only get to ask me 1 question. make it good...
quotes:
jen w: what ever happened to mariah carey
me: shes getting high on pot and cock
me: coke*...whoa! coke!*
(sam walks in with a broken flip flop, put together with a safety pin)
me: whoa. i love the expression of your ghettoness.
[you kinda had to be there]
(amy makes me smell her wrists for perfume and tell her what i thin)
me: honestly?
amy: yea
me:...well, you smell like old people. its like grandma perfume
(amy gets slightly offended)
me: whoa, chill. i never said grandmas smell bad. they smell distinct.
yvonne: oh babeh babeh!
(amy, persisting on her perfume with sam)
sam: yea you kinda smell like my aunt
amy: oh yea well you smell like manure!
sam: oh yea!
amy: yea!
sam: OH YEA!
amy: YEA!
sam: OH YEA!!!!
yvonne: no.
yvonne: $%&^$@#%$@^&^*
me: whoa yvonne. breath. someone needs her pms tea.
karen: yea, its just like in first grade when you get called down to the princebals and everyone says "ohhhhhh" like its a fucking big deal. but in asbury, people start getting pissed, and the guns are whipped out.
quotes:
jen w: what ever happened to mariah carey
me: shes getting high on pot and cock
me: coke*...whoa! coke!*
(sam walks in with a broken flip flop, put together with a safety pin)
me: whoa. i love the expression of your ghettoness.
[you kinda had to be there]
(amy makes me smell her wrists for perfume and tell her what i thin)
me: honestly?
amy: yea
me:...well, you smell like old people. its like grandma perfume
(amy gets slightly offended)
me: whoa, chill. i never said grandmas smell bad. they smell distinct.
yvonne: oh babeh babeh!
(amy, persisting on her perfume with sam)
sam: yea you kinda smell like my aunt
amy: oh yea well you smell like manure!
sam: oh yea!
amy: yea!
sam: OH YEA!
amy: YEA!
sam: OH YEA!!!!
yvonne: no.
yvonne: $%&^$@#%$@^&^*
me: whoa yvonne. breath. someone needs her pms tea.
karen: yea, its just like in first grade when you get called down to the princebals and everyone says "ohhhhhh" like its a fucking big deal. but in asbury, people start getting pissed, and the guns are whipped out.