Aug 30, 2007 17:13
"So, what brings you in to see us today?"
"I was teri'fied!...I saw a spider."
"Ok...I'm going to take a picture of your chest, alright?"
"It weren't no bitty one either!"
"Ok...I'm sure it was very terrifying. Did you have a fall or any physical injury?"
"No, sure did scare me though."
"Yes, spiders can be very upsetting."
Chart says 'chest pain'. That I can believe--since she weighs over three-hundred pounds. I stifle the urge to mention her slight size advantage. I assume that the spider lived to tell the taleof the mammouth screaming pig woman. Hell, maybe it had a heart attack too.
stupidity,
patients,
work