Heart problems.

Aug 30, 2007 17:13

"So, what brings you in to see us today?"

"I was teri'fied!...I saw a spider."

"Ok...I'm going to take a picture of your chest, alright?"

"It weren't no bitty one either!"

"Ok...I'm sure it was very terrifying. Did you have a fall or any physical injury?"

"No, sure did scare me though."

"Yes, spiders can be very upsetting."

Chart says 'chest pain'. That I can believe--since she weighs over three-hundred pounds. I stifle the urge to mention her slight size advantage. I assume that the spider lived to tell the taleof the mammouth screaming pig woman. Hell, maybe it had a heart attack too.

stupidity, patients, work

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