execute strongbadbattlesthememe.exe

[moistchamois]

Title: How Strong Bad Kicked The Crap Outta Mr. Meme
Author: Strong Bad
Notes: I want to thank myself, for being so awesome. Oh, and the Cheat, for the art, which deserves at least three stars. Maybe.

Comments

[petit_shinigami]

Are you really a king?

[moistchamois]

Yes, my fine peasant.

[petit_shinigami]

I am no such thing! I am nobility, thank you very much!

[moistchamois]

Don't sass back at your King!

[petit_shinigami]

YOU AREN'T MY KING! :O!

[moistchamois]

What? Yes I am!

That's it. When I get a dungeon, I'm totally throwing you into it first.

[petit_shinigami]

No you're not! :O!

Ha! You have to catch me first!

[moistchamois]

Yes I am!

My burning villagers will do it for me. They love running.

[petit_shinigami]

You can't be my king if I don't live in your kingdom!

Now why would they want to waste their energy to capture me?

[moistchamois]

We have some lovely real estate. Check out Cardgage Mortgage for our finest prices!

Because Trogdor will burninate them to crispy bits of they don't?

[petit_shinigami]

Well I suppose it would be better than Ichigo's closet... But I'm fine in Yuzu-chan's room, thanks!

What's Trogdor?

[moistchamois]

Vacation in Strong Badia for the summer! Affordable Cheat-sponsored housing available!

TROOOOOOOOGDOOOOOOOOOOORRRR!

[petit_shinigami]

I don't know if I want to go on vacation in a land that wants to have me thrown in the dungeons. D:!

...sorry?

[moistchamois]

...crap.

BURNINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE
BURNINATING ALL THE PEASANTS...

[petit_shinigami]

Ha!

You're not a very good king if you're going to burn all of your subjects. D:

[moistchamois]

Are you kidding? I'm the best king ever! Check out my manly muscles of authority!