Wake Up, Tallahassee
It's morning again in the sassiest of cities, and now we cut away to our morning update.
Thanks...me. So, according to various sources, if you've not read already, Kirk is staying in-town, as the tumor is of the easy-type, not unlike sub-bosses in Street Fighter II. He's having the Soul Brother's head shaved of it's mane, which I lament, but he gets a titanium plate. Robocop 4: Titanium Justice here you come. More as it comes.
In other news, Barack Obama is the new Coolest Politician in the Universe title holder, dealing a swift blow in the final round to knock out Jesse "The Mind" Ventura the other night.
I think Kirk is currently in surgery or has already been surgified. Keep his "powerful self" (his mother's words) in your thoughts. He's a real-life superhero. He's got that Superhuman Likability stuff down, in addition to Everybody's Cool Brother Factor.
Thanks to Nick for reminding us to download this week's free three minutes from Apple.
Thanks...me. So, according to various sources, if you've not read already, Kirk is staying in-town, as the tumor is of the easy-type, not unlike sub-bosses in Street Fighter II. He's having the Soul Brother's head shaved of it's mane, which I lament, but he gets a titanium plate. Robocop 4: Titanium Justice here you come. More as it comes.
In other news, Barack Obama is the new Coolest Politician in the Universe title holder, dealing a swift blow in the final round to knock out Jesse "The Mind" Ventura the other night.
I think Kirk is currently in surgery or has already been surgified. Keep his "powerful self" (his mother's words) in your thoughts. He's a real-life superhero. He's got that Superhuman Likability stuff down, in addition to Everybody's Cool Brother Factor.
Thanks to Nick for reminding us to download this week's free three minutes from Apple.