I was washing the dishes tonight when I realized there was a plant growing in my kitchen sink! A real plant! With leaves! Two of them!
I might hate cleaning, but I am not that bad at cleaning my kitchen. Wtf?
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I have rescued the alien plant and put it in some compost. I hope it doesn't grow tentacles and eat me during the night.
I'd be pissed to miss my appointment at the tattoo parlor tomorrow.