TERRIBLY amusing.: mogira

mogira

Jan 31, 2006 08:31

Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Hayley has 7.
It's bad luck for a flag to touch Hayley.
The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Hayley!
The patron saint of Hayley is Saint Eugenie!
All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Hayley.
The opposite sides of Hayley always add up to seven.
The first Hayley was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
Hayley has three eyelids!
Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Hayley.
The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Hayley.

The porpoise is second to Riku as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
The condom - originally made from Riku - was invented in the early 1500s.
If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Riku would be as small as a pea.
Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Riku in your ear 700 times.
Riku has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Riku.
All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Riku!
The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Riku as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
Riku will often glow under UV light.
The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Riku, and 400 times smaller.

Donald Duck's middle name is S.H.A.G..
S.H.A.G. became extinct in England in 1486!
You should always open S.H.A.G. at least an hour before drinking him.
Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up S.H.A.G..
Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat S.H.A.G.'!
The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr S.H.A.G. Head.
Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's S.H.A.G. supply.
On average, women blink nearly twice as much as SHAG!
S.H.A.G. is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
Peanuts and SHAG are beans.