HAVE YOU EVER READ AND N00B FANGIRLS JOURNAL??? O.o

[mogira]

OKokokokokok I was prancing around deviantart right and I found this girl that was like "NYAH I'M A MIDDLE SCHOOLER LYK I LUV RIKU CHII CHII CHII" (ok maybe ALL of that was made up by me but not the point)

AND THEN she put a link from devjournal to her livejournal AND IT WAS SOOO FUNNY!! Here's a few quotes taken out of her long, angstful entry;

:sobs: I've been so depressed! I'm so sorry! My life's a living hell! Omg... I hate myself. :sobs: I really don't know why I'm depressed either... I felt like I was in a living hell... I cried almost everyday... I never told my parents... I would have to talk to my councilors. I've just been so sad and lonely... I missed everyone... I hate this! What's this point... I don't care if nobody comments... nobody ever does! OMFG!!!!!!! I need to get out of here... start over again... I feel like crying... I KNOW I'M A JACKASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M A FUCKING-SHITTY-CRAPPY-BITCHEY-BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!! UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! :slams a fist in a pillow: :sobs: Just... I'm... sorry... that's all I have to say... I don't know what else... :sobs: Just... Oh whatever! :runs off sobbing again:

GAHAH. AHAHAH. AHAHAHAHAHAHA. *wipes tears of laughter from eyes* yes, I find other peoples self pity quite amusing. I fell off my chair when reading this. XD