homer simpson... smiling politely

[mogby]

So tonight Randi and I went to the store. A girl of I'd say 13 and a girl of about 8 or so were walking in front of us. 8 year old says "I only need 'somenamehere' and i've got the whole Bratz dolls collection! Isn't that awesome?" Randi says, "No!" 8 and 13 year olds turn around and give her mean looks.

The end.

Comments

Good for Randi.

[boxcar45]

Those fucking dolls are exactly what's wrong with society. Say what you will about Barbie and her mispropotioned body, and high standards of self-image, but at least Barbie wanted to BE something (or two or three or five million different things). Astronaut, athlete, doctor, teacher, fast food employee...Barbie did all these jobs and then some.

What do Bratz do? Teach kids that the more clothes you have, and the more money you spend, the cooler you are. Materialistic little sacks of shit. Not to mention they all look like the annoying preppie fucks that end up drinking in 10th grade, passing high school with a low C average, probably get pregnant in 11th grade, and have boyfriends that smell like too much Ralph Lauren cologne, wear Tommy Hillfiger turtle necks, and spends all of their allowance (which is probably something like $100 a month, and anything else they ask for) on customizing their cars with ugly fucking spoilers and rims that DON'T DO ANYTHING BUT HOLD THE WHELL ON.

Fucking douche bags. Piss me right the fuck off. I'm buying my kids toy guns and teaching them how to shoot zombies.

Re: Good for Randi.

[mogby]

haha i seemed to have struck a nerve with you with that. :P

i just thought they were ugly dolls with big heads til i saw commercials for them.