here, chug this bottle of scope...
people who work in a profession that requires them to be in your face should be required to chew gum and/or eat a whole box of altoids per day. i was getting my haircut today at supercuts since i needed a haircut fast and cheap and couldn't set up an appt with the usual girl who cuts my hair at dellaria. as this woman is cutting the front part of my hair, she's heavily breathing on me. now, i don't know what this girl had for lunch but her breath was wicked nasty. i was trying so hard not to choke or pass out. oh god it was awful. it's like she was chewing on a rotting carcass for an hour. blech.