sixth hit; action

[moezuo]

[ backdated to last night!

it's about 11PM. all is quiet - not a creature was stirring, not even a ]

IZAYA!!

[ well, scratch that. luceti, this night you're treated to the sight of a very angry blonde man wielding a door, chasing after a smaller man, all the while roaring at the top of his lungs. i hope you weren't trying to sleep or be

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[bocchi]

[ That is a BLATANT LIE. There is an Izaya stirring, and running! For his life, even! He doesn't want to end up as an unstirring creature. 8|

Alas, that means his only choice is to get away from the madman chasing him.

How to do so this time, hm... Luceti isn't big enough for him to be able to get lost in a crowd or disappear behind a corner, Shizuo would just find him again if he tried. What to do. ]

[moezuo]

[ YOU FUCKING BASTARD. STAY STILL! vaulting over a bench and swinging the door downward! ]

[bocchi]

[ NO F U. THERE IS NO WAY HE'S GOING TO STAY STILL AND LET HIMSELF GET HIT. dodge rolling to the sideeee annnd. Yes.

Back up to his feet and running some damn more. COME, SHIZU-CHAN. Follow him back in the direction they just came from. /o/ Oh, and jump over that bench again while you're at it. ]

[moezuo]

[ sadly shizuo has never mastered THE BREAKS so he skids for a minute. the door is flung at izaya when he whips around and - why yes, i'd like to take this bench for a while! thank you very much!

damnit. he's kind of behind now! extra burst of speed!! ]

[bocchi]

[ DUDE HE SAID JUMP OVER, NOT TAKE. That was not at all the intended response! Bad Shizu-chan, bad!

And worse for that boost. Seriously, you damn steamroller, why do you have to follow him so persistently? Can't you just get hit by something and die? At least he was able to dodge the door. :( though if he were able to reasonably get hit by it and keep running, he so would have been. ]

[moezuo]

[ FUCK OFF BUDDY I DO WHAT I WANT. and i want to see you dead, how dare you show up in my bar and talk to my co-workers and continue to exist!

CHUCKING THE BENCH! ] IZAYAAAAAAAA!

[bocchi]

[ fff I thought I got to this already

ohSHIT HERE COMES THE BENCH. It's a narrow, narrow dodge, and the only reason he probably got to dodge it at all is because he half-fell. Not that... anybody needs to know that. Sitting up again and standing in place, for now. ] Are you really going to do this everytime? You need to learn how to share, Shizu-chan.

[moezuo]

Don't call me that. [ shizuo stops, breathing hard. the veins in his face are bulging and his fists are clenched so tightly they're shaking. his foot may also be half striking the ground like a bull ready to charge... but damn, this is tiring him out. ever since that fight he's started to realize just how exhausted he gets after things like this.

figures this place wouldn't limit the strength, just his ability to handle it. ] I thought I told you to stay the hell out of my city, Izaya-kun.

[bocchi]

It's your name. Would you like to be called something else? [ A teasing note, and somewhat amused one. He can think of lots of other things to call Shizuo, none of which Shizuo himself would like.

Izaya looks at Shizuo and shakes his head before walking three steps to his right with his hands up in the air (at about shoulder level). ] And I thought I told you this isn't your city. That line may work in Ikebukuro, but here... there's no place left to go. Or is it that you want to throw me out of the town to fend for myself?

That's what you're saying, so that has to be what you mean. ... ah, but, something like that-it'd be like murder, wouldn't it? Without a city or a town, there's no way for me to survive. I'd die in a matter of days.

[moezuo]

I've got a name! It's Heiwajima Shizuo! [ damnit, damnit, damnit. every word out of that guy's mouth pissed him off. especially when he took a tone like that. like they were friends. a muscle in his jaw jumps and if his teeth hadn't been gifted with the same ridiculous strength his body has, they'd probably have shattered.

Don't use that logic. Shizuo's murderous mantra skips a beat at that, only to resume immediately and intensify. ]

Better for the world if you do.

[bocchi]

You're telling me something I already know. [ But much as he wants to taunt some more, it's not pertinent to this conversation, and riling up Shizuo right now is only going to make things more troublesome for him in a few minutes. ] But, I'll try to remember anyway.

[ Izaya shrugs before turning his back to Shizuo. As he talks, he carefully pulls his journal out of his coat. DON'T WATCH HIM MOVE TOO MUCH OKAY. /o/ ] So you'd go so far as to become a murderer to get rid of me? That's something only a monster would do. ... though, I guess you were always a monster to begin with. It's probably pointless to tell you what you already know.

Right? [ Izaya smiles over his shoulder. :D ]

[moezuo]

[ There isn't anything to throw, other than the cobblestones in the street. ] Shut up! [ and all he wants to do is beat the shit out of him. he kicks off, aiming a punch at the other man. ]

[bocchi]

[ Ah, too bad. Izaya slips away his journal and drops to dodge that punch. HERE HAVE A KNIFE SLASH. ]

[moezuo]

[ now there's a crater in the ground. and that knife definitely connects. and it's bleeding. not that you'll get a chance to see that for long because shizuo's reaching out for your scrawny little neck. ]

[bocchi]

[ With success! Izaya is caught. A nervous, worried look crosses his face. Even so, he smiles. ] What now, Shizu-chan?