the ultimate male categorizing system
Steph and I have come up with the ULTIMATE male categorizing system. Its perfect. You see there are a lot of guys that she knows that I don't know, and a lot of guys that I know that she doesn't know. Also Steph being the goddess that she is, attracts a lot of attention from the opposite sex, so there are many stories that need to be told. This system helps us understand what kind of person we are dealing with. of course each person has their own "special" qualities but ultimatly they fit into one of these six "head" categories:
MEAT-HEAD - super masculine, meaty jock- you know who we mean
FISH-HEAD- A wannabe meat-head, with a creep factor. Woos easily but ulimately a little fishy
HEAD that DANCES- Cross between a fish and meat, without the creep factor-
ROUND HEAD- masculine with a sensitive side
BOBBLE HEAD- confused head, any category on any given day, fundamentally a nice guy
FEMININE HEAD- The opposite of a meat head- the perfect head for Steph.
Think about it girls, you can all think of guys that fit into these categories. we have come up with the ultimate examples for each, but most of them you wouldn't know, so I wont mention them but you can come up with some. We are so clever!
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MEAT-HEAD - super masculine, meaty jock- you know who we mean
FISH-HEAD- A wannabe meat-head, with a creep factor. Woos easily but ulimately a little fishy
HEAD that DANCES- Cross between a fish and meat, without the creep factor-
ROUND HEAD- masculine with a sensitive side
BOBBLE HEAD- confused head, any category on any given day, fundamentally a nice guy
FEMININE HEAD- The opposite of a meat head- the perfect head for Steph.
Think about it girls, you can all think of guys that fit into these categories. we have come up with the ultimate examples for each, but most of them you wouldn't know, so I wont mention them but you can come up with some. We are so clever!
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