1st Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Someone's been a busy little squid today.  After waking up in a strange place and tearing her new bedroom apart, Squid Girl met the all-drone family she's been assigned to live with here in Mayfield.  Fortunately for her and probably them, she's so damn stupid that the ensuing conversation has her utterly convinced that she's managed to

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[10_year_old_kid]

... What?

[You have just earned a blank stare from this passing Pokémon Trainer.]

[moemoetentacles]

Do you have water in your ears? I said I'm going to invade!

[10_year_old_kid]

Invade Mayfield? I mean, I guess you can try but...

[moemoetentacles]

Mayfield? Is that what you humans call the surface?

[10_year_old_kid]

No, no... Mayfield is the name of the town!

[moemoetentacles]

A town is the perfect place to start! It will all begin from this house!

[10_year_old_kid]

Well, if it was that easy to conquer this town, someone would have done it already?

[moemoetentacles]

So this town doesn't have a leader?

[10_year_old_kid]

Well there is a Mayor, but... It's hard to really explain. Basically you've been kidnapped.

[moemoetentacles]

Kidnapped?

Or perhaps, rather than kidnapped, SQUIDNAPPED? *shot*

[10_year_old_kid]

Yeah, pretty much.

[moemoetentacles]

...Well, no matter! I'll just start the invasion from here instead!

[10_year_old_kid]

But there's no way to reach the outside world?

[moemoetentacles]

That doesn't make any sense at all. How did I get here, then? I came from the ocean!

[10_year_old_kid]

Well, nobody has actually figured out how we get here yet... ... From the ocean?

[moemoetentacles]

Yeah, the ocean! Where else would I have come from?