26th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Anyone walking past 462 Stone Street today around the time of the turkey delivery may hear the unmistakable sound of shattering glass.  Anyone close enough to see what's going on will witness a Thanksgiving turkey with all the trimmings come sailing unceremoniously through the front window of the house.]

Take that!  You won't fool me this time!

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[jaws5sonofjaws]

[While walking outside, Mart finds the once flightless bird has landed right at his feet.]

The fuck?

[moemoetentacles]

Eat it if you want it. I don't want anything to do with that thing!

[POINTING ACCUSINGLY AT THE BIRD]

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Well... okay, free bird for me.

But what's got you so spooked?

[moemoetentacles]

Last year one of these things attacked me!

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Mart's face, see picture.]

[moemoetentacles]

It's true! You weren't here, so you don't know!

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Well, if you wain't gonna eat this bird, I'll gladly take it off your hands.

[moemoetentacles]

Go ahead, I don't care what you do with it. I wouldn't want it even if it wasn't an evil turkey bent on my destruction.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Okay!

[Mart picks up the Turkey and fakes it moving on its own.]

Ah! Look out it's out of control!

[moemoetentacles]

Cut it out! That's not funny!

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Holding it dangerously close to Squidgirl.]

[moemoetentacles]

[Whipping a tentacle out to try to swat it away.]

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[The tentacles swat Mart in the face by accident.]

Hey, watch it!

[moemoetentacles]

Serves you right for making stupid jokes!

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Mart bites into the Turkey.]

Whatever, you still gave up some perfectly good turkey.

[moemoetentacles]

I don't like turkey anyway.