20th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Squid Girl's been hanging out at home for most of this event, having not received a letter herself and being more or less totally useless anyway without her squid abilities.  But Luna Lovegood has been droned, and she was actually starting to like her a little bit, so she's taking to the phones to complain.]

[Phone; unfiltered]

Attention, people of

Comments

[kinpika]

I don't know if you're strong enough to order people around like that.

[moemoetentacles]

I am if they listen to me!

[kinpika]

I guess that means you're a bad guy.

[moemoetentacles]

No it doesn't!

[kinpika]

If you're threatening to spare them from invasion, that's definitely evil. Kind of like black mail. Follow me or get killed.

[moemoetentacles]

But I'm invading to save the ocean! It's only bad from the humans' perspective.

[kinpika]

You still have to defeat me though and you haven't.

[moemoetentacles]

Stop reminding me.

[kinpika]

If you try to conquer without being me, everyone will just think you're a coward.

[moemoetentacles]

But you already said I can't beat you.

[kinpika]

You if can't win against impossible odds, how do you expect to do anything? All heroes like me have done things like this.

[moemoetentacles]

Are you sure you know what the word 'impossible' means?

[kinpika]

I've defeated gods. Shouldn't that be considered impossible?

[moemoetentacles]

But if somebody's done something, that means it's possible.

[kinpika]

Which sounds better in the end? I completed the impossible or I completed the possible?

[moemoetentacles]

Well, impossible sounds a lot better, but that still doesn't change the facts. You can't do something that's impossible. That's why it's impossible.