20th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Squid Girl's been hanging out at home for most of this event, having not received a letter herself and being more or less totally useless anyway without her squid abilities.  But Luna Lovegood has been droned, and she was actually starting to like her a little bit, so she's taking to the phones to complain.]

[Phone; unfiltered]

Attention, people of

Comments

[Phone]

[omg_firetrucks]

F-fight sharks? Those can kill people though!

[moemoetentacles]

That's why I need protection from them!

[omg_firetrucks]

I don't think there's an ocean near here though. U-um sharks live in the ocean right?

[moemoetentacles]

Yeah! They're my natural enemies!

[omg_firetrucks]

Natural enemy!? I knew sharks were mean but to me a natural enemy, maybe Kami-sama can help protect you?

[moemoetentacles]

Like, you mean if I prayed or something?

[omg_firetrucks]

Not really, I don't think he'll answer prayers, but he's the god of capturing so I'm sure he can handle a shark! I think he beat one in a game before so beating one in real life shouldn't be to hard.

[moemoetentacles]

He sounds like he would make a worthy servant!

[omg_firetrucks]

Mm! I'm sure Kami-sama would be more than willing to help you out. U-um but he might not like being a servant, if you need help with cooking or cleaning I can help out instead though!

[moemoetentacles]

Two servants for the price of one? Sounds even better!

[omg_firetrucks]

I'm Elsie by the way! I forgot to ask what your name was ....

1/2

[moemoetentacles]

It's Squid Girl!

2/2

[moemoetentacles]

And yes, that's my real name.

And yes, I'm actually a squid.

Re: 2/2

[omg_firetrucks]

B-but you look like a girl!, don't squids have tentacles and what not and live in the ocean?

[moemoetentacles]

But I do have tentacles and live in the ocean.

[omg_firetrucks]

Don't you have to be in water to breathe though?