19th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Squid Girl's been getting progressively more annoyed with all this prom talk.  As near as she can tell from listening in on phone conversations and around town, it's some weird human mating dance, which means she's not interested at all.  Instead, she's been derping around town like she do, and has discovered the wonder of fire hydrants.  Don't

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[boostedfailure]

[He just watches SG fight the water pressure, trying not to laugh, trying and doing reasonably good]

"Uh, do you need help kid?"

[moemoetentacles]

Nope, I'm good!

[And in the moment it takes her to answer that question, she loses her focus and is blown several feet back by the water jet.]

[boostedfailure]

[He runs over to grab her before she's blown into a wall, or a car, or something else hard that may hit her in the head making things worse]

[moemoetentacles]

[And thus begins the indignant flailing.]

H-hey! Put me down!

[boostedfailure]

[And she's set down OUTSIDE of the stream of comedic pain]

"Hey, was just trying to keep you from getting fired at a wall. Calm down."

[moemoetentacles]

I could've dealt with it by myself.

[boostedfailure]

"Yeah, you were doing real good there with the pressure..."

[He rolls his eyes]

[moemoetentacles]

I would've been okay!

[boostedfailure]

"I'll keep that in mind for next time then."

[moemoetentacles]

I mean, it's only a little water.

[boostedfailure]

"Under enough pressure to knock most people stupid."

[moemoetentacles]

I can survive at much higher pressure than you humans! I would have been fine.

[boostedfailure]

"Than you humans? This... Isn't some stupid plot to flood the surface world for Atlantis or something, is it?"

[moemoetentacles]

No, just to conquer the humans in the name of squidkind.

[boostedfailure]

"Does squidkind really WANT to have to deal with being in charge of humans?"

[moemoetentacles]

It's better than having them keep polluting the ocean.