18th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Springtime has arrived, and it's high time Squid Girl and Taiwan got on with their plan of raising environmental awareness about the state of the world's oceans!  Clearly this is a huge problem that needs to be addressed by the citizens of Mayfield, despite their utter lack of proximity to any large bodies of water!  But such petty logic has not

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[crescented]

[WELL THIS IS RATHER ATTENTION-GRABBING so Turkey strolls on up. Taking one of the flyers and glancing it over quickly before focusing back on the two of them.]

'S wrong with the ocean?

[moemoetentacles]

The humans have been polluting it!

[crescented]

Ahh, really? News to me.

[moemoetentacles]

That's the whole problem! Nobody even pays attention! Humans only think about themselves!

[crescented]

So what's the plan?

[moemoetentacles]

To... get everyone to stop dumping stuff in the ocean.

[crescented]

Yeah, 'n how're ya gonna get that done?

[moemoetentacles]

By enslaving all of the humans and making them clean up their mess!

[crescented]

[this gets a laugh from him]

Really now! Pretty lofty goal, there...

[moemoetentacles]

I already have a diplomatic alliance with Taiwan and everything!

[hwamei]

[ haha, shit

waves her hands in little circles ] Ah, we're not really going to enslave anyone, though!

[moemoetentacles]

Only if they don't listen, right?

[crescented]

Ya don't think there'd be some kinda revolt?

[moemoetentacles]

That's why I have to get stronger!

[crescented]

'N how're ya gonna do that?

[moemoetentacles]

I've been training with swords!