13th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Fail!filtered to Taiwan and Japan, because lol what are filters]

"Taiwan!  Japan!  I need to get stronger!  Give me military training, okay?  I'll work really hard!"

Comments

[politerudeness]

Military training? What is this all of the sudden?

[moemoetentacles]

I need to get stronger! Way stronger!

[politerudeness]

... Did something happen?

[moemoetentacles]

Um... nothing serious.

[politerudeness]

Is there a reason for this sudden request?

[moemoetentacles]

I just want to be able to win more fights, that's all!

[politerudeness]

Wouldn't it be better not to get into fights at all?

[moemoetentacles]

That's not gonna work.

[politerudeness]

...

It wouldn't be good to get into trouble for no reason...

[moemoetentacles]

But there is a good reason! I have to defend the ocean!

[politerudeness]

....A good point, but...

[moemoetentacles]

But what? You nations fight all the time, right? It's not such a big deal!

[politerudeness]

Hmm. That isn't entirely true. We fight and go at war when we believe it to be needed... although that is not always the case with everyone, but--... to say that "isn't not such a big deal" would be, ah-- quite incorrect.

[moemoetentacles]

So you won't train me, then?

[politerudeness]

I-I didn't say that-! But it may be... a bit too difficult to understand.

[moemoetentacles]

What's hard about it? Just teach me how to use swords.