7th Invasion

Dec 15, 2010 17:55

[Today after school, Squid Girl can be found bustling about in the front yard of 452 Stone Street.  She's got the hose out, and is diligently spraying jets of water at the front door of the house.  Every so often, she fills up a nearby bucket and throws the water at one of the windows.]

"C'mon, freeze!  What am I doing wrong!"

this post is japan's fault, harnessing the power of ice, hilarious misinterpretations

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kinpika December 16 2010, 01:02:16 UTC
Hmph! You claim to wish to conquer the world and yet you cannot even freeze water. How pitiful.

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moemoetentacles December 16 2010, 02:11:26 UTC
Oh yeah? Let's see you do it, then!

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kinpika December 16 2010, 02:13:49 UTC
So be it.

[A short dagger, Ifing, appears in his hand and he gives it a light swing. A massive blizzard blows from the blade

and freezes the entire front of the house.]

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moemoetentacles December 16 2010, 03:10:46 UTC
[just this face now]

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kinpika December 16 2010, 03:14:31 UTC
Awed by my presence yet?

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moemoetentacles December 16 2010, 03:36:13 UTC
That was incredible!

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kinpika December 16 2010, 04:53:51 UTC
Yes, it was. Everything I do is incredible.

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moemoetentacles December 16 2010, 12:01:09 UTC
Teach me how to do that!

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kinpika December 16 2010, 12:03:05 UTC
That was not something that can be taught. The only way you can achieve that level of greatness is by defeating me.

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moemoetentacles December 16 2010, 12:38:07 UTC
Then I'll do that!

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kinpika December 16 2010, 12:45:57 UTC
Hahaha! A laughable statement at best!

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moemoetentacles December 16 2010, 12:46:50 UTC
Just wait'll I get my tentacles back! I'll be a lot stronger than you!

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