It occurs to me that I should, like, mention some of the fanfic I've written in the last three years.
YULETIDE
The World That Breathes (12253 words) by
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Final Fantasy VIRating: General Audiences
The world ends. The world begins. Relm makes her own way.
Qualifications (3054 words) by
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Ghostbusters (Movies)Rating: General Audiences
On the subway, Janine mentally rehearsed answers to possible interview questions.
A Lock of Your Hair, For Science (2363 words) by
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iZombie (TV)Rating: Mature
Ravi is the Big Spoon. Obviously.
Ravi Learns The True Meaning of Friendship and Pet Ownership (4835 words) by
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iZombie (TV)Rating: General Audiences
"Congratulations," Liv said. "There's nothing classier than a mattress on the floor."
"That's what my last three girlfriends have told me," Ravi said. "And in that exact tone of voice, funnily enough."
NON-YULETIDE
Jenna and Paul Discover (and Misunderstand) Kink Memes; or How Liz Lemon Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (4875 words) by
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30 RockRating: Mature
It is a truth universally acknowledged that Jenna and Paul are the most romantic couple in television history.
Light Fixtures (1411 words) by
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Persona 3Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
March 2009: Yukari and Akihiko replace some light bulbs in the House That Death Built.
A House in the Zodiac (1214 words) by
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Final Fantasy TacticsRating: Teen And Up Audiences
Every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Poe Dameron's Hair Smells Like Honeysuckle and Gasoline (3008 words) by
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Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)Rating: General Audiences
BB-8 explained how Poe Dameron's hair was silky smooth, full-bodied, and completely free of split ends. When he swept back his glorious mane (casually, running his fingers through its unruly mass, making eye contact with you all the while), strong men went weak in the knees, and strong women sighed, and in the background, a lone saxophone sounded.
Rey frowned. "What's a saxophone?"
BB-8 paused and then, tentatively, emitted a low keening honk.
(Or: Rey and Poe Meet Cute over the comatose form of their mutual boyfriend.)