lmao these answers
stolen from rayquaza!
1. In front of you, you see a number of insects. How many are there?
One.
2. You were walking through the jungle when you saw something move past you.
I bet it was a lion.
3. You're sitting on a chair about to cross your legs. Which side of your leg do you cross over?
Right over left.
4. You're on a safari jeep driving through the Safari ranch, and you see a lion feeding on a dead animal carcass. How do you feel?
Lions are the shit.
5. When you usually pour a drink, up to which percentage of the cup do you pour?
I guess it depends on my mood/what I'm drinking. :|a But probably 80%?
6. There are candles burning in front of you. How many candles are there?
Twenty.
7. A ship ready to take off by the harbor, makes a blasting horn sound. How long does it go on for?
HOPEFULLY LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.
8. You went into a room and it's all white, how do you feel?
Please get me out of here asjkfhasldkfasdg.
9. You're walking through a desert, how many pairs of shoes would you take with you?
Can I trade them for water instead? :|a
10. You feel like drinking hot chocolate, and you open the cupboard. How many cups are there?
Five.
11. A baby is crying, the doorbell's ringing and water is boiling on the stove. In what order would you resolve the situation?
Grab the baby, turn the water off, and then answer the door.
12. You see an abandoned property (house). Is the door open or closed?
Closed.
13. You get on a plane for the first time. How do you feel during takeoff?
Like I'm in the next AVP movie. Alternatively, I'd feel like puking.
14. You design your own house and draw a house plan. In the living room, is the ceiling considerably high or low?
A....verage... height? Preferably high.
15. You see an angel of death. He said that he'll give you one day to do whatever you want before he takes you to the afterlife. Who would you spend the one last day on earth with?
Everyone I care about.
Write your answers of the respective questions above as the answers of the statements below:
1. The number of people who piss you off right now.
One.
Hmmm :|a
2. How people see you.
I bet it was a lion.
LMAO WHAT
3. What you see in people ( Left leg - appearance . Right leg - Personality)
Right over left.
Sounds about right.
4. The feeling after watching porn for the first time.
Lions are the shit.
LMAO YES.
5. The level of your self-esteem.
I guess it depends on my mood/what I'm drinking. :|a But probably 80%?
uh
6. The number of people you can love at the same time.
Twenty.
FFFFFFFFF-
7. Average time you spend kissing.
HOPEFULLY LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.
WELL THERE YOU HAVE IT LMAO.
8. Feeling right before your death.
Please get me out of here asjkfhasldkfasdg.
i can't even
9. The number of relationships you will have before marriage.
Can I trade them for water instead? :|a
/kayne shrug
10. The number of your TRUE friends.
Five.
idk man.
11. What you value the most in the opposite sex. Water - Wealth / Baby - Virtue / Doorbell - Appearance.
Grab the baby, turn the water off, and then answer the door.
Awwwww yeah.
12. The door represents your heart.
Closed.
(unsure)....
13. Feeling after 'first kiss'.
Like I'm in the next AVP movie. Alternatively, I'd feel like puking.
HAHAHA YEP
14. The level of your pride.
A....verage... height? Preferably high.
... okay
15. Who do you wanna see now?
Everyone I care about.
Yep.
1. In front of you, you see a number of insects. How many are there?
One.
2. You were walking through the jungle when you saw something move past you.
I bet it was a lion.
3. You're sitting on a chair about to cross your legs. Which side of your leg do you cross over?
Right over left.
4. You're on a safari jeep driving through the Safari ranch, and you see a lion feeding on a dead animal carcass. How do you feel?
Lions are the shit.
5. When you usually pour a drink, up to which percentage of the cup do you pour?
I guess it depends on my mood/what I'm drinking. :|a But probably 80%?
6. There are candles burning in front of you. How many candles are there?
Twenty.
7. A ship ready to take off by the harbor, makes a blasting horn sound. How long does it go on for?
HOPEFULLY LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.
8. You went into a room and it's all white, how do you feel?
Please get me out of here asjkfhasldkfasdg.
9. You're walking through a desert, how many pairs of shoes would you take with you?
Can I trade them for water instead? :|a
10. You feel like drinking hot chocolate, and you open the cupboard. How many cups are there?
Five.
11. A baby is crying, the doorbell's ringing and water is boiling on the stove. In what order would you resolve the situation?
Grab the baby, turn the water off, and then answer the door.
12. You see an abandoned property (house). Is the door open or closed?
Closed.
13. You get on a plane for the first time. How do you feel during takeoff?
Like I'm in the next AVP movie. Alternatively, I'd feel like puking.
14. You design your own house and draw a house plan. In the living room, is the ceiling considerably high or low?
A....verage... height? Preferably high.
15. You see an angel of death. He said that he'll give you one day to do whatever you want before he takes you to the afterlife. Who would you spend the one last day on earth with?
Everyone I care about.
Write your answers of the respective questions above as the answers of the statements below:
1. The number of people who piss you off right now.
One.
Hmmm :|a
2. How people see you.
I bet it was a lion.
LMAO WHAT
3. What you see in people ( Left leg - appearance . Right leg - Personality)
Right over left.
Sounds about right.
4. The feeling after watching porn for the first time.
Lions are the shit.
LMAO YES.
5. The level of your self-esteem.
I guess it depends on my mood/what I'm drinking. :|a But probably 80%?
uh
6. The number of people you can love at the same time.
Twenty.
FFFFFFFFF-
7. Average time you spend kissing.
HOPEFULLY LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.
WELL THERE YOU HAVE IT LMAO.
8. Feeling right before your death.
Please get me out of here asjkfhasldkfasdg.
i can't even
9. The number of relationships you will have before marriage.
Can I trade them for water instead? :|a
/kayne shrug
10. The number of your TRUE friends.
Five.
idk man.
11. What you value the most in the opposite sex. Water - Wealth / Baby - Virtue / Doorbell - Appearance.
Grab the baby, turn the water off, and then answer the door.
Awwwww yeah.
12. The door represents your heart.
Closed.
(unsure)....
13. Feeling after 'first kiss'.
Like I'm in the next AVP movie. Alternatively, I'd feel like puking.
HAHAHA YEP
14. The level of your pride.
A....verage... height? Preferably high.
... okay
15. Who do you wanna see now?
Everyone I care about.
Yep.