HAPPY FOURTH.
So here's the deal.
If it wasn't a national holiday, i wouldn't feel so bad biting my father's head off because of the rude awakening I got this morning at 11:30
If I didn't wake up at 4:00 in the morning to go and take pictures with Sam, Stuart, and T, I wouldn't have had to sleep in that late.
If stuart wasn't so grumpy this morning, I most likely wouldn't be so grumpy right now.
If i had said, "go straight a little more then take a right", I wouldn't have had lead Sam over the I-90 floating bridge and Stuart wouldn't have been so grumpy.
If we hadn't gone over the 1-90 floating bridge, we probably would've gotten food.
If we would've gotten food, I would've gotten less sleep because I would've gotten home later.
If I had gotten home later, my cat wouldn't have been so excited to see me because my parent's might have been up.
If my cat wasn't so excited to see me, i wouldn't have been so excited not to see him and in turn not covered him up with a blanket so he didn't have to see my "I hate you right now cat. go away" face.
If my cat hadn't seen that face he would've not had been so inclined to try to cuddle with me.
If my cat wasn't so inclined to cuddle with me, i would've not have been so inclined to kick him off my bed.
If i hadn't been so inclined to kick him off my bed, he wouldn't have been so inclined to jump back up and bite me in the face and scratch my arm.
If my cat hadn't scratched my arm, I wouldn't have started bleeding thus starting my hunt for a monkey band-aid at 7:15 in the morning with one hour of sleep under my belt.
If i didn't start my hunt for a band-aid at 7:15 in the morning with one hour of sleep under my belt, I wouldn't have felt the need to scream at the top of my lungs when I walked into my metal fan.
If i didn't walk into my metal fan, I wouldn't have started looking more intensly because walking into a metal fan results in REALLY needing more than one monkey band-aid for that sick gash in your shin.
and thus my lovely fourth of July morning.
god bless the U.S. of fucking A.
If it wasn't a national holiday, i wouldn't feel so bad biting my father's head off because of the rude awakening I got this morning at 11:30
If I didn't wake up at 4:00 in the morning to go and take pictures with Sam, Stuart, and T, I wouldn't have had to sleep in that late.
If stuart wasn't so grumpy this morning, I most likely wouldn't be so grumpy right now.
If i had said, "go straight a little more then take a right", I wouldn't have had lead Sam over the I-90 floating bridge and Stuart wouldn't have been so grumpy.
If we hadn't gone over the 1-90 floating bridge, we probably would've gotten food.
If we would've gotten food, I would've gotten less sleep because I would've gotten home later.
If I had gotten home later, my cat wouldn't have been so excited to see me because my parent's might have been up.
If my cat wasn't so excited to see me, i wouldn't have been so excited not to see him and in turn not covered him up with a blanket so he didn't have to see my "I hate you right now cat. go away" face.
If my cat hadn't seen that face he would've not had been so inclined to try to cuddle with me.
If my cat wasn't so inclined to cuddle with me, i would've not have been so inclined to kick him off my bed.
If i hadn't been so inclined to kick him off my bed, he wouldn't have been so inclined to jump back up and bite me in the face and scratch my arm.
If my cat hadn't scratched my arm, I wouldn't have started bleeding thus starting my hunt for a monkey band-aid at 7:15 in the morning with one hour of sleep under my belt.
If i didn't start my hunt for a band-aid at 7:15 in the morning with one hour of sleep under my belt, I wouldn't have felt the need to scream at the top of my lungs when I walked into my metal fan.
If i didn't walk into my metal fan, I wouldn't have started looking more intensly because walking into a metal fan results in REALLY needing more than one monkey band-aid for that sick gash in your shin.
and thus my lovely fourth of July morning.
god bless the U.S. of fucking A.