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Greetings Brawlers~! ♥ It is I, Houshakuji Renge, your new returning~ manageress~! ♥ ♥
It seems that so much has occurred since I have taken my brief hiatus from the community... MOST OF WHICH IS A TRAVESTY OF CANON AND FANDOM!
THEREFORE. I am here to offer my services~ ♥ and offer guidelines on how to better your canon ways~ ♥ Today, we'll work with these UTTER ABOMINATIONS OF confused couples. There is no particular order~ ♥
Envy/Kyon/Greed
My thoughts: Lose Kyon-kun, and there is absolutely no problem with this pairing~! ♥ Especially since the two lovie dovies are married now~! ♥ ♥ Besides, we all know that Kyon-kun has been attracted to Suzumiya Haruhi-san ever since their first meeting in high school~. ♥
Other possible pairings to consider:
Kyon/Suzumiya Haruhi-san; Kyon/Asahina Mikuru; Kyon/Nagato Yuki; Kyon/Koizumi Itsuki; or any combination of the aforementioned.
Greed/Lust and/or Envy/Lust; Envy/Edward Elric/Alphonse Elric; Greed/Martel
Bart/Selphie
My thoughts: Although seemingly cute with their personality types, there's a little thing we like to call CANON RELATIONSHIPS to consider. For example, dear Bartholomew Fatima is canonly hinted to be engaged to his cousin Margeruite in order to continue the Fatima line! And our lovely Selphie is canonly hinted as a spunky comrade to Irvine Kinneas! After all, he's been harboring a crush on her since their orphanage days~! ♥
Other possible pairings to consider:
Bart/Margie; Bart/Sigurd
Selphie/Irvine; Selphie/Zell
Gojyo/Kratos
My thoughts: ABOMINATION! Although in no way hard on the eyes. It is canon fact that Kratos Aurion and Anna Irving were not only lovers, but wed until the day of her death. They made a son together! Not to mention, because of this, Kratos' personality took a rather unsavory turn into Gojyo's anti-type. And Gojyo... do not get me started on the rigidity of the Saiyuki pairings! Gojyo, the noted man whore of the group, is often paired with just about anybody, although Hakkai is the preffered ikkou member of choice. And for those who enjoy het pairings, one can always pair him up with the ever so popular Mary Sue. Also, although I am by no means an enemy of mpreg, but with the two of them, although LOVELY, it is simply not canonly possible! Ever!
Other possible pairings to consider:
Gojyo/Hakkai (58); Gojyo/Sanzo (53); Gojyo/Goku (59); Gojyo/Dokugakuji; Gojyo/Mary Sue
Kratos/Anna; Kratos/Zelos; Kratos/Lloyd; Kratos/Yuan; Kratos/Raine
Pip/Seras
My thoughts: This pairing is perfectly acceptable and thusly shipped in the Hellsing fandom. Although it's quite odd for Pip to propose when he's destined to die by the seventh volume. However, there is always room for improvement. ♥
Other possible pairings to consider:
Pip/Alucard and/or Seras/Alucard
Axel/Roxas
My Thoughts: Yet another perfectly acceptable pairing! However, just as any other pairing, there are others to think about, especially with a fandom as fickle as Kingdom Hearts! ♥ Marriage was too extreme a step! Now they are doomed to not take a part in the massive romance pool that is Organization XIII!
Other possible pairings to consider:
The entire Organization in one huge heap. ♥!
Gai/Orochimaru/Jiraiya/Kabuto
My Thoughts: Well, Orochimaru and Jiraiya were both on the same team together when they were younger. Therefore, it's a given that the two were destined for one another. Adding Kabuto to the mix only adds to the obvious chemistry with his extreme loyalty to Orochimaru. However, I must admit that I have a problem with Gai being a part of this group! He is the exact polar opposite of Orochimaru, both personality wise, and countrywise! And yet he's the one married to him! With children! That is blasphemy! That is unjust! That is stretching canon too far! If they were to lose Gai, then the pairing would be perfect~!
Other possible pairings to consider:
Fans usually keep Orochimaru with either Jiraiya and/or Kabuto, so there's nothing to add here. ♥
Ginny/Light
I refuse to speak of this pairing, so here is a video instead.
Other possible pairings to consider:
Ginny/A Cliff
Hinamori/Aizen
My Thoughts: Although there is no doubt about Hinamori-chan's loyalty to Aizen-sama~, there is canon fact to be taken into consideration here. Most importantly, in the fact that Aizen-sama~ is too cold and heartless to hold a steady relationship, let alone with one as innocent and clingy as Hinamori-chan. Along with twins, this is nigh impossible!! Did I mention that it is canon fact that Aizen-sama~ stabbed Hinamori-chan and utterly betrayed her, and they are therefore on opposite sides of a war~? Tut tut!
Other possible pairings to consider:
Hinamori/Kira; Hinamori/Hitsugaya
Aizen/Gin
Train/Killua
My Thoughts: Honestly, I've no idea where this came from. Even though I myself tend to find myself falling for the shouta-type, this is simply taking it too far! Why, Train Heartnet-san is twenty-three years old, while our young Killua is at thirteen! While this could be filed under a forbidden love category~ it is just too improbable to work! Especially when there are much better pairings to think about! [See below, dearies]
Other possible pairings to consider:
Train/Sven; Train/Rinslet; Train/Saya; Train/Creed
Killua/Gon; Killua/Illumi; Killua/Kurapika
Kyo/Murata
My Thoughts: Murata simply does not provide Kyo with the constant physical challenges that he so often craves. Murata, canonly a pseudo-pervert, goes against what Kyo stands for, and the canon fact that Kyo is MADLY IN LOVE with Honda Tohru-chan~! ♥ Murata would also never approach such a rowdy, boisterous character like Kyo~! ♥
Other possible pairings:
Kyo/Tohru; Kyo/Yuki; Kyo/Haru
Murata/Yuuri; Murata/Shinou
Yuuri/Wolfram
My Thoughts: Even if this relationship is canon and totally plausible, there are still many manners to consider... the most prominent one being that Yuuri-kun~ has his pick of men! In actuality, the preferred pairing in our dear Japan is Conrad/Yuuri, rather than Wolfram/Yuuri. The fact of the matter is that Wolfram is just too clingy! Yuuri-kun~ does not need that kind of baggage! Especially from a royal boy who insists on hiding himself in a closet!
Other possible pairings to consider:
Yuuri/Conrad; Yuuri/Gunter; Yuuri/Murata
Wolfram/Gwendal; Wolfram/Shinou; Wolfram/Conrad
Mai/Tenten
My Thoughts: Though I am no objector to yuri, this pairing is simply laughable. First off, Mai has a canon relationship with Zuko, which confirms her gender preference. Not to mention the obvious personality differences: Mai has been canonically described as "a great big blah" where Tenten is only a few sparks short of a firecracker~! ♥
Other possible pairings to consider:
Mai/Zuko
Tenten/Neji
(ooc: I'm sorry I didn't get to everyone, but... I'm only one person. ;_; Thank you to all of those who helped me with canon information~! ♥ Also guys, remember, this isn't meant to insult you personally. The moment I hear someone whining about that, I'm cracking skulls. B|)
Greetings Brawlers~! ♥ It is I, Houshakuji Renge, your new returning~ manageress~! ♥ ♥
It seems that so much has occurred since I have taken my brief hiatus from the community... MOST OF WHICH IS A TRAVESTY OF CANON AND FANDOM!
THEREFORE. I am here to offer my services~ ♥ and offer guidelines on how to better your canon ways~ ♥ Today, we'll work with these UTTER ABOMINATIONS OF confused couples. There is no particular order~ ♥
Envy/Kyon/Greed
My thoughts: Lose Kyon-kun, and there is absolutely no problem with this pairing~! ♥ Especially since the two lovie dovies are married now~! ♥ ♥ Besides, we all know that Kyon-kun has been attracted to Suzumiya Haruhi-san ever since their first meeting in high school~. ♥
Other possible pairings to consider:
Kyon/Suzumiya Haruhi-san; Kyon/Asahina Mikuru; Kyon/Nagato Yuki; Kyon/Koizumi Itsuki; or any combination of the aforementioned.
Greed/Lust and/or Envy/Lust; Envy/Edward Elric/Alphonse Elric; Greed/Martel
Bart/Selphie
My thoughts: Although seemingly cute with their personality types, there's a little thing we like to call CANON RELATIONSHIPS to consider. For example, dear Bartholomew Fatima is canonly hinted to be engaged to his cousin Margeruite in order to continue the Fatima line! And our lovely Selphie is canonly hinted as a spunky comrade to Irvine Kinneas! After all, he's been harboring a crush on her since their orphanage days~! ♥
Other possible pairings to consider:
Bart/Margie; Bart/Sigurd
Selphie/Irvine; Selphie/Zell
Gojyo/Kratos
My thoughts: ABOMINATION! Although in no way hard on the eyes. It is canon fact that Kratos Aurion and Anna Irving were not only lovers, but wed until the day of her death. They made a son together! Not to mention, because of this, Kratos' personality took a rather unsavory turn into Gojyo's anti-type. And Gojyo... do not get me started on the rigidity of the Saiyuki pairings! Gojyo, the noted man whore of the group, is often paired with just about anybody, although Hakkai is the preffered ikkou member of choice. And for those who enjoy het pairings, one can always pair him up with the ever so popular Mary Sue. Also, although I am by no means an enemy of mpreg, but with the two of them, although LOVELY, it is simply not canonly possible! Ever!
Other possible pairings to consider:
Gojyo/Hakkai (58); Gojyo/Sanzo (53); Gojyo/Goku (59); Gojyo/Dokugakuji; Gojyo/Mary Sue
Kratos/Anna; Kratos/Zelos; Kratos/Lloyd; Kratos/Yuan; Kratos/Raine
Pip/Seras
My thoughts: This pairing is perfectly acceptable and thusly shipped in the Hellsing fandom. Although it's quite odd for Pip to propose when he's destined to die by the seventh volume. However, there is always room for improvement. ♥
Other possible pairings to consider:
Pip/Alucard and/or Seras/Alucard
Axel/Roxas
My Thoughts: Yet another perfectly acceptable pairing! However, just as any other pairing, there are others to think about, especially with a fandom as fickle as Kingdom Hearts! ♥ Marriage was too extreme a step! Now they are doomed to not take a part in the massive romance pool that is Organization XIII!
Other possible pairings to consider:
The entire Organization in one huge heap. ♥!
Gai/Orochimaru/Jiraiya/Kabuto
My Thoughts: Well, Orochimaru and Jiraiya were both on the same team together when they were younger. Therefore, it's a given that the two were destined for one another. Adding Kabuto to the mix only adds to the obvious chemistry with his extreme loyalty to Orochimaru. However, I must admit that I have a problem with Gai being a part of this group! He is the exact polar opposite of Orochimaru, both personality wise, and countrywise! And yet he's the one married to him! With children! That is blasphemy! That is unjust! That is stretching canon too far! If they were to lose Gai, then the pairing would be perfect~!
Other possible pairings to consider:
Fans usually keep Orochimaru with either Jiraiya and/or Kabuto, so there's nothing to add here. ♥
Ginny/Light
I refuse to speak of this pairing, so here is a video instead.
Click to viewOther possible pairings to consider:
Ginny/A Cliff
Hinamori/Aizen
My Thoughts: Although there is no doubt about Hinamori-chan's loyalty to Aizen-sama~, there is canon fact to be taken into consideration here. Most importantly, in the fact that Aizen-sama~ is too cold and heartless to hold a steady relationship, let alone with one as innocent and clingy as Hinamori-chan. Along with twins, this is nigh impossible!! Did I mention that it is canon fact that Aizen-sama~ stabbed Hinamori-chan and utterly betrayed her, and they are therefore on opposite sides of a war~? Tut tut!
Other possible pairings to consider:
Hinamori/Kira; Hinamori/Hitsugaya
Aizen/Gin
Train/Killua
My Thoughts: Honestly, I've no idea where this came from. Even though I myself tend to find myself falling for the shouta-type, this is simply taking it too far! Why, Train Heartnet-san is twenty-three years old, while our young Killua is at thirteen! While this could be filed under a forbidden love category~ it is just too improbable to work! Especially when there are much better pairings to think about! [See below, dearies]
Other possible pairings to consider:
Train/Sven; Train/Rinslet; Train/Saya; Train/Creed
Killua/Gon; Killua/Illumi; Killua/Kurapika
Kyo/Murata
My Thoughts: Murata simply does not provide Kyo with the constant physical challenges that he so often craves. Murata, canonly a pseudo-pervert, goes against what Kyo stands for, and the canon fact that Kyo is MADLY IN LOVE with Honda Tohru-chan~! ♥ Murata would also never approach such a rowdy, boisterous character like Kyo~! ♥
Other possible pairings:
Kyo/Tohru; Kyo/Yuki; Kyo/Haru
Murata/Yuuri; Murata/Shinou
Yuuri/Wolfram
My Thoughts: Even if this relationship is canon and totally plausible, there are still many manners to consider... the most prominent one being that Yuuri-kun~ has his pick of men! In actuality, the preferred pairing in our dear Japan is Conrad/Yuuri, rather than Wolfram/Yuuri. The fact of the matter is that Wolfram is just too clingy! Yuuri-kun~ does not need that kind of baggage! Especially from a royal boy who insists on hiding himself in a closet!
Other possible pairings to consider:
Yuuri/Conrad; Yuuri/Gunter; Yuuri/Murata
Wolfram/Gwendal; Wolfram/Shinou; Wolfram/Conrad
Mai/Tenten
My Thoughts: Though I am no objector to yuri, this pairing is simply laughable. First off, Mai has a canon relationship with Zuko, which confirms her gender preference. Not to mention the obvious personality differences: Mai has been canonically described as "a great big blah" where Tenten is only a few sparks short of a firecracker~! ♥
Other possible pairings to consider:
Mai/Zuko
Tenten/Neji
(ooc: I'm sorry I didn't get to everyone, but... I'm only one person. ;_; Thank you to all of those who helped me with canon information~! ♥ Also guys, remember, this isn't meant to insult you personally. The moment I hear someone whining about that, I'm cracking skulls. B|)