Fic: Criminology 101 (2b/?)

Nov 07, 2011 21:35

A/N - Too big for one post.

Part 1 // Part 2a

XXX )

jeff winger, annie edison, community, jeff/annie, fanfic

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teruel_a_witch November 9 2011, 19:59:18 UTC
Haha, aww, it's nice when your absence is being noticed XD

Gah, I know, Annie probably has even more potential than Jeff (though the test showed they are almost equally crazy I feel like THAT story and "stand back,psychos, or I'll slit your throats and bathe in your blood" shows Annie has more homicidal tendencies *gg*) She's a fast learner and can be manipulative too. (and the girl can shoot, damn *gg*) I find it ironic that this AU!Jeff doesn't tell her anything about his business partly because he's afraid to put her off him but judging by her character it would actually excite her rather than put off *gg*

Sick, yeah, but healthy is totally boring,lol. I'm in love with this AU, basically, and I've recently heard a song from J/A fanmix (Morrissay - I like you) that I just loved but after this AU it just popped into my head and wouldn't leave because I think it's perfect for this J/A,lol, it has perfect lyrics like "Why do you think I let you get away with all the things you say to me? It's so shameful of me, I like you" and You are not right in the head, nor am I, and this is why, this is why I like you and magistrates, that spend their lives hiding their mistakes, they look at you and I and envy makes them cry - the last one makes me think of the future and how awesome they would be together (lol, I can't help it, when I read/watch the beginning of a story I already have a vision of how it might develop very far ahead)

I hope you starting this story doesn't mean you'll abandon the Groundhog one, it'd be a shame seeing as how close it is to conclusion ;) I'm not trying to speed up the process or anything I'd just like a little reassurance for the future ;)

P.S. Have you seen the description for the 3.09 on Tumblr? It's not a J/A episode. I am disappoint :( Shirley and Jeff bonding is great but seeing as we've kinda counted on that number to continue to be special for J/A, it's a bummer. I've resigned myself to the fact that ep6-8 hasn't and probably won't really have anything just the hope for 3x09 has been keeping me going and now we probably won't have anything of substance at all before the break and I dunno how I'm gonna survive November/December/January (the shittiest time of year school and weather wise, at least until my doomsday comes in April/May) without a Jeff/Annie pick-me-up...

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moeexyz November 9 2011, 21:34:35 UTC
Oh definitely. Annie in Conspiracy Theories was like a shadow of what real evil!Annie would be like. She'd definitely take some weird pleasure in killing people.

I haven't heard that song, but I'll look it up. I actually made a mafia playlist of songs to listen to while writing. It's mostly just songs that I've heard used in trailers for videogames, haha. It helps though.

I've been meaning to get around to the Groundhog one, (as I always am), but I have to amit I haven't written it in a while. And I feel really bad because I keep getting new comments of people being like "it's great I hope you write more" and I know I haven't and it's just very guilt-inducing. I will eventually, it's just gonna take some time. Like a really long time. It's okay though, I know how it ends.

I haven't seen the description yet, but I like the sound of having Jeff and Shirley friendship. I'd love some more J/A as much as the next person, but I've been dreaming of another Jeff and Shirley episode since tiny nipples. As for the long gaps between J/A, that's what fanfiction is for.

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teruel_a_witch November 9 2011, 21:51:56 UTC
She'd definitely take some weird pleasure in killing people.
And then they would take pleasure in each other ;) Srsly, their sex-life is gonna be soo interesting XD

it's just very guilt-inducing.
Haha, those comments are serving their purpose *gg*

It's okay though, I know how it ends.
That's good enough for me)

I consider 2x18 a Jeff&Shirley episode too (lol, funny how it always has to do with nipples, be it tiny nipples or Jeff Nipple Play Winger XD) and I do enjoy their dynamic, especially their evil-ness *gg* But still, it's the 9th episode, OUR number,lol, so yeah, I was disappointed, 'cause all my hopes were for this one, now I just don't really have anything major to look forward to and it sucks, because I have to pull through shitty busy school months without the one thing that's keeping me sane...

that's what fanfiction is for.
We'd just survived 4,5 months gap and frankly didn't get much J/A during the period of March-May either so I'm not ready for another bit one, plus, there's not nearly as much fanfic as there used to be...

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teruel_a_witch November 9 2011, 21:55:28 UTC
That, and yeah, the fact that we might not have much time/room for more in the future, I hoped to get something before this "Britta emergence" and everything going to hell, and then there wouldn't be many episodes left, we don't know if we'll get s4 :(

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moeexyz November 10 2011, 17:01:46 UTC
Srsly, their sex-life is gonna be soo interesting
They'd probably have loads of kinks, and have like gunplay and stuff ...
... I'll be in my bunker XD

I forgot about 2x18. I actually adored Jeff and Shirley in that. They're at their best together when they're being evil. And by now I think nipples should just become their thing.

Ugh, I didn't think about the 'Britta emergence'. I've kind of been deeply in denial about it, like if I ignore that it's gonna happen maybe it'll magically change and not happen. I don't know. I really hope it's not the end of it though, because everything's still so unresolved. Not to mention I always need MOAR!

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teruel_a_witch November 10 2011, 17:23:02 UTC
and have like gunplay and stuff ...
and probably (not) a little bit of S&M *gg*

Hehe, I've been living in my bunker because of these two (especially since there has been like thee smutty fics posted in 24 hours which is a lot for this fandom xD) LOL, the only time Meredith from the Office was a total gpoy for us shippers "Warms my heart thinking about them two...doing it" XD

Yeah, I loved them too, favourite moment when they were plotting to put away Chang forever and Andre was like "WTF is wrong with you, people?" XD

Ugh, unfortunately it's like a nagging feeling in the back of my mind which I kinda ignore, but the fandom's theory that it's not romantic helps me keep sane ;D You know the one where Britta is "the force to be reckoned with" because she'll play a big role in Jeff finding his father. I REALLY hope it wouldn't be Jeff suddenly realizing he's in love with Britta or something, though I'd call bullshit in that case 'cause try and get him to look at Britta like THAT (third gif)
http://mrsgosling-.tumblr.com/post/10852708719/annie-i-like-how-close-we-are-i-dont-want-to
and we'll talk.
I really hope it's not the end of it though, because everything's still so unresolved. Not to mention I always need MOAR!
THIS. We NEED as to milk their chemistry more, DO IT FOR THE FUTURE GENERATIONS. I still do have some little hope about something which I probably better not even voice in case I'd jinx it, we've been so convinced ep9 would be J/A-centric that we probably jinxed it 'cause Harmon does not like to do what people expect.

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moeexyz November 11 2011, 19:13:07 UTC
Oh lord yes. I'm loving all the sudden smut we've been having. This fandom needs more of it. Not that I don't love all the fluff and the angst, but y'know, we needs sexytimes too.

I REALLY hope it wouldn't be Jeff suddenly realizing he's in love with Britta or something
I doubt it would be something like that though. Dan Harmon likes to play with his fans too much to do something as lame as that. Although, you have a point. I feel like they might do something romantic, in which case I shall bury myself in fic and live in my happy place of denial until they give us more J/A.

DO IT FOR THE FUTURE GENERATIONS
XD They would thank us. There'll be children twenty years frm now watching Community re-runs and thinking, 'damn, thank god they decided to have more Jeff/Annie.'

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teruel_a_witch November 11 2011, 19:54:18 UTC
This fandom needs more of it.
I'm always saying that, Alison and Joel are so frigging hot I'm surprised how they don't spring more smut (I know, I know, I'd been spoiled by DW fandom where you can read a few smut fics every day for years without ever having to reread any XD)
we needs sexytimes too.
Yup, especially with all the frustrations canon is giving us, I mean, come on, even the didn't happen J/A kiss while stunningly beautiful and sweet was almost chaste, I want something akin to the J/B makeout in the car, with LOTS of hands all over the place and clutching, otherwise NOT FAIR.

Dan Harmon likes to play with his fans too much to do something as lame as that.
Yeah, it's just the stuff he had had about friends with benefits types of relationships and how when two people are too messed up for regular stuff, love finds a backdoor, still gives me jitters. And how he imagines Jeff and Britta in 5 years arguing over a remote control or in ten arguing which cereal to buy in the mall, I probably need to read less of what he says to be able to sleep at night XD

I shall bury myself in fic and live in my happy place of denial until they give us more J/A.
Yeah, I noticed the fanfic really stepped up this past couple of weeks, probably due to the absence of canon stuff,lol, the number of new fanfic is reversely proportional to the quantity of J/A we get in canon XD

They would thank us. There'll be children twenty years frm now watching Community re-runs and thinking, 'damn, thank god they decided to have more Jeff/Annie.'
Yup, and they'll be like "Rose and Rachel who? JEFF AND ANNIE ARE OUR FAVOURITE CLASSIC SITCOM COUPLE".

So, was the new episode good or what? Loved it soo much, oh, Jeff, my poor bb, I felt terrible for you <3

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teruel_a_witch November 11 2011, 20:04:23 UTC
also, saw this today
http://mixologycertification.tumblr.com/post/12625336461/lonestarjrs-joels-mchale-face-when-asked-annie

Gah, do you think he knows?!! Maybe just messing with us,though...

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moeexyz November 11 2011, 21:42:18 UTC
They need like tongue-in-mouth, hands-messing-up-hair, full on mauling each other make out sessions. That's what they've been missing. With lots of pushing against walls and passionately running hands over bodies. These silly kids.

I sort of ignore a lot of stuff Dan writes, because sometimes I think he's a giant asshole, and then other times I think he's a genius, and I'm tired of trying to figure out which one I think for sure.

the number of new fanfic is reversely proportional to the quantity of J/A we get in canon
I've never noticed that before, but that's actually kina interesting.

So, was the new episode good or what?
OMG it was amazing! All the Thursday night TV I watch was pretty great last night, actually. And That whole Kiss From a Rose sequence was just the most fantastic thing I've ever seen. It reminded me of the Somewhere Out There scene, which is still one of my favourites from s1.

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teruel_a_witch November 11 2011, 22:09:10 UTC
They need like tongue-in-mouth, hands-messing-up-hair, full on mauling each other make out sessions. That's what they've been missing. With lots of pushing against walls and passionately running hands over bodies
Yes, yes, yes. Yes. Hell yes and hell yeah. STOP TIPTOEING AROUND EACH OTHER AND GET TO RAVISHING.

Haha, I know right? He's just so damn confusing, one time he makes me angry with despair and then he says super nice things about us fans and I'm just like "Aww" XD

Well, since fanfic is the only way to relieve our frustration the less we get from canon the more fanfic we want, supply and demand working XD

I only watched the sitcoms today and ignored the dramas, and yeah, Parks and Rec (aw, Ben and Leslie just hurt my heart) and Community were amazing, I kept giggling, awwing and feeling bad for Jeff and Annie in their respective situations. Jeff was soo sad, wasn't he? He didn't even flirt with the shopgirl who was into him and he was soo grim, and then he cried at something seemingly trivial (awww), what's wrong with you,bb, and how can I fix it? *squishes*
And That whole Kiss From a Rose sequence was just the most fantastic thing I've ever seen.
Haha, yeah, that was fabulous, and I love how at first he was soo stiff and pained but by the end Jeff was totally into it doing hand gestures and all, you giant dork I love you so much. Plus, damn when he was speaking with super low voice, pretending to be sick or being furious with Dean - soo sexy *melts*

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moeexyz November 11 2011, 22:35:52 UTC
Ravishing is exactly what we need. It would certainly help with a lot of this fandom's sexual frustrations :D

Well, since fanfic is the only way to relieve our frustration the less we get from canon the more fanfic we want, supply and demand working
Haha, it's like a proper industry at this point.

I loved Parks! I was really sad for Ben and Leslie, but I kind of loved seeing Ben being ridiculous for once rather than the straight man to everybody else like he usually is. And Ann Perkins is dangerously close to becoming my spirit animal after her jogging line.

and then he cried at something seemingly trivial (awww)
That tag was so perfect. Of course Jeff liked Horsebot 3000. Of course.

by the end Jeff was totally into it doing hand gestures and all, you giant dork I love you so much
I love when Jeff lets out his inner dork. I think that's my favourite kind of Jeff. That, or crazy, Goldbluming-Jeff.
And I loved how Dean Pelton was wearing the same outfit as Jeff for the entire episode.

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teruel_a_witch November 12 2011, 20:02:37 UTC
Yeah, I think it's very sweet that he's so careful with her, I'm sorta charmed and frustrated by this at the same time,lol, 'cause come on Jeff leaning in for a kiss while your hands are primly in your lap, what are you, ten,and yet at the same time, aww, it's Jeff Winger and he looks like he's in heaven to just be kissing a girl in an unpretentious way, there is not even a little bit of "entitlement" Britta likes to blame him on, it was a really just super tender sweet gentle kiss (I'd say all their kisses seem sweeter and gentler than anyone else's on the show because that's just how they are with each other but his hands used to be more confident,lol, aww, is he overwhelmed by how he feels about her now which makes him so careful? hmmm), so ok, four for you, Jeff, but I expect you to be more grabby next time, you read me? ;D

I kind of loved seeing Ben being ridiculous for once rather than the straight man to everybody else like he usually is.
Me,too, and I loved seeing them fight, when my OTPs fight it's like crack for me, damn the show shoving so much Ben/Leslie into my face these past couple of episodes, my wound over their break up only had started to close up with an ugly scar but now it's open again. I hate Chris, for everything that he is, I only sometimes remember that he also responsible for keeping my OTP apart and hate him even more.
Hell yes to Ann telling Chris everything like it was.

That tag was so perfect. Of course Jeff liked Horsebot 3000. Of course.
Gah, it was too cute, let me love you, Jeff <3

I think that's my favourite kind of Jeff.
Me favourite Jeff is Jeff-when-he-s-alone-with-Annie but then yeah, dorky is a close second, and crazy Jeff is just endlessly entertaining XD

Also, I came across this Mark/Lexie graphic today
http://charles-scherbatsky.tumblr.com/post/12425545798
and the quote is OMG so perfect and applicable to Jeff/Annie and what to tell everyone who's against them, both in real and fictional world.
(are you up to date with GA btw? I had kinda started to think they might have been over because they went into a lot of trouble to develop Lexie/Avery but then the show clearly let us know in a round-about way Mark and Lexie are basically destined for each other so now things are starting to look hopeful and it made me nostalgic for these two, no matter how they are screwed I always want them together because of the darn chemistry, lol, srsly, how is this show in its 8th season and I still ship someone that's beyound me, usually by that time I either don't care or have stopped watching 3-4 seasons ago XD)

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