Fic: Everything You Do is Super Duper Cute And I Can't Stand It
Fandom: Community
Title: Everything You Do is Super Duper Cute And I Can't Stand It.
Character/Pairing(s): Jeff, Annie, Jeff/Annie
Rating: PG
Summary: Stolen moments from every episode between Jeff and Annie.
Disclaimer: I sadly do not own Community.
A/N - During Geography of Global Conflict. I am so sorry about how much this sucks. This episode was just so perfect, and I didn't know how to add to it, and I wrote like 3 different drafts and they were all awful. And then I realized if I didn't post something soon, I wouldn't post at all because that's just how my brain works. So then I wrote this, which is the one I hate the least so far so it's gonna have to do. Again, I'm so sorry for how awful this is. Model UN is really hard to write about! I'll do better in the next one I promise. Previous chapters can be found at the Chapter Directory.
Uruguay
Annie was making the crazy eyes, and on any other day Jeff would find this amusing, except that she'd given them giant binders of country info-packs, and had been nagging them about getting this model UN thing perfect for the last three hours.
"I'm not competitive, I just want to show Annie Kim how much superior my adult UN is to her childish copycat one," She said in that shrill, serial-killer voice. That was the worst part of it.
The group played along at first. Annie kindly explained to Troy that she meant Georgia the country, and made Abed promise not to go deep into some Swiss character from a movie. She only started losing her patience when Pierce said, "if Somalia's so great, why haven't I heard of it?"
And then Jeff made the dumb mistake of trying to wind her up. He wasn't purposely trying to get her to go crazy, at first it was just some light teasing. Some simple whining about being Uruguay, and not a more awesome country, just to set her off, but then she looked lke she might actually stab him in his sleep, and all hell broke loose. Her eye got twitchy, and a vein started popping out that Jeff was sure should not be popping out. It was all very concerning.
"So when you say Georgia the country, does that mean I have to learn their language?"
"No Troy, you can just speak English," Annie answered through gritted teeth.
"Can I do an accent?"
Annie gave him this murderous glare that set off alarm bells in Jeff's head.
"You know what, why don't we all just finish reading over our info-packs at home?" He announced to them. Shirley and Abed nodded eagerly, seeming to be the only other people who noticed that Annie was about to blow. Annie looked like she was gonna protest, but Jeff stopped her quickly. He needed to do something for her mental health.
"Annie, we're taking a break."
"But, Jeff-" She began, as the rest of the group cleared out of the study room.
Jeff held up a hand to shut her up. Surprisingly, that still worked.
"Okay, Annie, take a breath." He waited for her to oblige before continuing. "Now, I know this will offend you, but just know that I don't mean it in an offensive way at all. You're acting crazy."
Annie opened her mouth to start yelling at him, but Jeff cut in before she could make a sound.
"Soooo! You and I are going to get some ice-cream, and you're going to relax, and tomorrow we will kick Annie Kim's ass at that model UN, okay?"
Annie still looked hesitant.
"Look, if it bothers you so much that we're not studying, than I'm not saying this as a friend, I'm saying this as Uruguay who is afraid that the United States is going to stress itself out and then blow up Russia."
That seemed to do the trick. She gave him a small smile, and rolled her eyes. "I guess Uruguay has a point," She said, sheepishly.
Jeff nodded and smiled back. "So ... ice-cream?"
Annie shrugged. "I guess if there's one way towards world peace, it's ice-cream." She slung her backpack over one shoulder, and paced along beside Jeff, as they left the library.
"Watch the trashcan!" Chang shouted at them, as soon as they walked by.
"Uruguay thinks maybe we should do something about that," Jeff whispered to Annie.
"I think Britta's handling it."
"Oh, well that can't possibly fail."
Annie smirked, and bumped shoulders with him. "Thanks ... Uruguay."
Jeff shrugged. "World peace, right?"
"Right," She grinned, and they continued on to his car.
Title: Everything You Do is Super Duper Cute And I Can't Stand It.
Character/Pairing(s): Jeff, Annie, Jeff/Annie
Rating: PG
Summary: Stolen moments from every episode between Jeff and Annie.
Disclaimer: I sadly do not own Community.
A/N - During Geography of Global Conflict. I am so sorry about how much this sucks. This episode was just so perfect, and I didn't know how to add to it, and I wrote like 3 different drafts and they were all awful. And then I realized if I didn't post something soon, I wouldn't post at all because that's just how my brain works. So then I wrote this, which is the one I hate the least so far so it's gonna have to do. Again, I'm so sorry for how awful this is. Model UN is really hard to write about! I'll do better in the next one I promise. Previous chapters can be found at the Chapter Directory.
Uruguay
Annie was making the crazy eyes, and on any other day Jeff would find this amusing, except that she'd given them giant binders of country info-packs, and had been nagging them about getting this model UN thing perfect for the last three hours.
"I'm not competitive, I just want to show Annie Kim how much superior my adult UN is to her childish copycat one," She said in that shrill, serial-killer voice. That was the worst part of it.
The group played along at first. Annie kindly explained to Troy that she meant Georgia the country, and made Abed promise not to go deep into some Swiss character from a movie. She only started losing her patience when Pierce said, "if Somalia's so great, why haven't I heard of it?"
And then Jeff made the dumb mistake of trying to wind her up. He wasn't purposely trying to get her to go crazy, at first it was just some light teasing. Some simple whining about being Uruguay, and not a more awesome country, just to set her off, but then she looked lke she might actually stab him in his sleep, and all hell broke loose. Her eye got twitchy, and a vein started popping out that Jeff was sure should not be popping out. It was all very concerning.
"So when you say Georgia the country, does that mean I have to learn their language?"
"No Troy, you can just speak English," Annie answered through gritted teeth.
"Can I do an accent?"
Annie gave him this murderous glare that set off alarm bells in Jeff's head.
"You know what, why don't we all just finish reading over our info-packs at home?" He announced to them. Shirley and Abed nodded eagerly, seeming to be the only other people who noticed that Annie was about to blow. Annie looked like she was gonna protest, but Jeff stopped her quickly. He needed to do something for her mental health.
"Annie, we're taking a break."
"But, Jeff-" She began, as the rest of the group cleared out of the study room.
Jeff held up a hand to shut her up. Surprisingly, that still worked.
"Okay, Annie, take a breath." He waited for her to oblige before continuing. "Now, I know this will offend you, but just know that I don't mean it in an offensive way at all. You're acting crazy."
Annie opened her mouth to start yelling at him, but Jeff cut in before she could make a sound.
"Soooo! You and I are going to get some ice-cream, and you're going to relax, and tomorrow we will kick Annie Kim's ass at that model UN, okay?"
Annie still looked hesitant.
"Look, if it bothers you so much that we're not studying, than I'm not saying this as a friend, I'm saying this as Uruguay who is afraid that the United States is going to stress itself out and then blow up Russia."
That seemed to do the trick. She gave him a small smile, and rolled her eyes. "I guess Uruguay has a point," She said, sheepishly.
Jeff nodded and smiled back. "So ... ice-cream?"
Annie shrugged. "I guess if there's one way towards world peace, it's ice-cream." She slung her backpack over one shoulder, and paced along beside Jeff, as they left the library.
"Watch the trashcan!" Chang shouted at them, as soon as they walked by.
"Uruguay thinks maybe we should do something about that," Jeff whispered to Annie.
"I think Britta's handling it."
"Oh, well that can't possibly fail."
Annie smirked, and bumped shoulders with him. "Thanks ... Uruguay."
Jeff shrugged. "World peace, right?"
"Right," She grinned, and they continued on to his car.