Happy 4th!
Yeah, 4th of July is here, and we all get a day off. It's about damn time too -- 13 seasons without a break really gets on your nerves. I'm supposed to fly out to Miami with Duffman and Disco Stu, but I just don't know... South Beach isn't what it used to be back in the day. Homer's having a barbacue as usual, but with the recent "unpleasantness" between me and Marge (we kinda fooled around at one of Quimby's parties), I'm not so sure it's a good idea if I show up. I don't think Homer knows about it, but Marge is really no good at keeping secrets.
Anyway, I just got a new shotgun for my bedroom -- that way I don't have to carry the one from the bar home every night. It kinda came in handy last week though... I was on my way home when the Hell's Satans came rolling by (I told those idiots we shoulda called our gang the Christ Punchers -- THAT one wasn't already taken). Well, they recognized me and started yelling and stuff. One of 'em got too close, so I shoved both barrels in his mouth -- he pissed himself, and they backed off. I don't think they'll be back anytime soon.
Krusty just called -- looks like Apu just got into a fight with his old lady, and he's drunk in the Quik-E-Mart. Last time this happened, we had to resuscitate him... drunk off his ass, and nearly drowned in the Squishee machine. Krusty's on his way over so we can go talk him down. If nothin' else, he usually has plenty of Duff on hand, so it's free drinks for Moe! You'd think I'd get tired of beer after workin' all day, dont'cha? Well, you'd be DEAD WRONG!
Anyway, I just got a new shotgun for my bedroom -- that way I don't have to carry the one from the bar home every night. It kinda came in handy last week though... I was on my way home when the Hell's Satans came rolling by (I told those idiots we shoulda called our gang the Christ Punchers -- THAT one wasn't already taken). Well, they recognized me and started yelling and stuff. One of 'em got too close, so I shoved both barrels in his mouth -- he pissed himself, and they backed off. I don't think they'll be back anytime soon.
Krusty just called -- looks like Apu just got into a fight with his old lady, and he's drunk in the Quik-E-Mart. Last time this happened, we had to resuscitate him... drunk off his ass, and nearly drowned in the Squishee machine. Krusty's on his way over so we can go talk him down. If nothin' else, he usually has plenty of Duff on hand, so it's free drinks for Moe! You'd think I'd get tired of beer after workin' all day, dont'cha? Well, you'd be DEAD WRONG!