Gaming My Gronibard
While other places may have snow days, it is currently a SNOW WEEK down here in Texas. Went to school on Monday, and we haven't been since. So pretty much six free days. Fuck yes.
The only thing I've been doing is playing KHR Flame Rumble XX - Kessen! Real 6 Chouka and listening to porngrind. I've basically already beat the crap out of the game, about 90% of everything complete and collected /I don't need a life/ Anyway, been listening a lot to Gronibard, so I decided to translate the titles of all of their songs (from complete albums). /rofl I don't even know French/
GRONIBARD
1. March of the Gronibard / I Tear the Anus
2. http:// www.I Aim For Your Ass.com
3. The Line of My Ass is a Case For the Cock
4. Udufru (Belenos1 Goes to Norway)
5. Cream of Pussy
6. Apple Anus
7. I Played My Cock in the Stock Market
8. I Played the Stoma to Your Grandfather at PMU2
9. Honey, Would You Be Kind Enough to Pull Out From My Ass?
10. Pacifuck (Force Anus)
11. I Made Headphones For My Walkman Out of Your Horns
12. Cripple Bitch
13. Sublime Cadaveric Decomposition is Gay
14. Farting Cock
15. I Made a Calamari Salad With the Leftovers of Cedric M.'s Circumcision (Not a Big Thing)
16. Relaxes Your Foreskin With a Lampshade, This Will Be a Parable
17. Go Do the Dishes
18. I Shit Into Foubert's Mouth
19. Olé!
20. Piece in His Light
21. My Ass is a Helipad For Your Glans
22. My Sister Has to Show More Tail Than the Cashiers at Auchan3
23. I Shit Into Your Ass With a Plantar Wart on the Anus
24. Death Melted Savoyard
25. The Bloody Adventures of Menstruator
26. I Won Your Aunt's Ass at the Village Kermesse4
27. Come Here! Suck My Dick!
28. The Sound of Orange Juice Sloshing Into Your Coffee
29. Hemmorhoids Oral
30. Matt is an Asshole
31. It's Not Square, It's Not Round, The Hole Near My Balls is Oval
32. Fragments of Corpse in My Bicky Burger
1 I'm going to guess this is referring to the Celtic sun god of Belenus. "Belenos" is an alternate reading.
4 The PMU (Pari mutuel urbain) is the French state-controlled betting system.
3 Auchan is a French international retail group, one of the world's principal distribution groups.
4 A kermesse (or kermis) is a funfair. It originated as the mass said on the anniversary of the opening of a church and in honor of the patron.
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WE ARE FRENCH FUKK YOU
1. You Resemble Love
2. Nuggets No Glory
3. Retard5
4. Spectroum 1
5. We Are French Fukk You
6. Blah Blah Blah
7. Under the Shower With Miguel
8. Beware the Bicycles!6
9. Cours Forrest of Equilibrium
10. Anticrust Superstar
11. Song of Kisses
12. Crusty Boy
13. Cannibal Holocaust
14. Spectroum 2
15. Small Whore With Fringes
16. Burst Ultra Vomit, Burst!
17. Hokoutro7
5 "Mongolito" is actually a Spanish slang word. From what I understand, it's also a nickname for Mongolians.
6 I'm going to venture a guess that by "bicycle," they mean "whore." Or else they're scared of bicycles.
7 Most likely a reference to "Hokuto no Ken" (Fist of the North Star). I think the dialogue used in the song comes from the anime, actually.
Actually, I was thinking of writing a guro story by the name of "Crusty Boy." Because sexual content dealing with scabs, blisters, and rashes turns most people off and is perfect Gurochan material.