We don't need no stinking context!
Right from my stupid mouth, I present 100 Things to Totally Say Out of Context!
1. Ahh, I just stabbed by neck with my own muscles!
2. God, I almost threw my scissors at the screen!
3. Ways to Not Get Pregnant
1. Abstinence
2. Condoms
3. Be gay
4. Oh, he was mastrubating then, too! I'm smart!
5. Oh my gosh, you have stripes on your penis!
6. God, close-up porn is the best!
7. OMG sex on the DDR machine, so hardcore!
8. Let's all be pedos in the middle of the road!
9. I can translate that: "Aaaahhh."
10. I will grab your life from out of your ass.
11. I will slap you so hard your brain comes dribbling from your ear.
12. lols for alls
13. I stopped reading porn for THIS?
14. This is me oh god I don't know-ing
15. Mom, if I had Photoshop, I could make it look like I was hanging out with Hitler.
16. I was going to say something vaguely incestous, and then I decided not to.
17. I just snotted all over myself.
18. JPG YESSSSSSSS
19. Boom, he's awake. It's magic.
20. My voice is a hermaphrodite.
21. Okay, random hentai, hello
22. Take random pictures of me eating seductively!
23. Fanfiction - the excuse to write porn.
24. 4th of July - best night for shooters.
25. Oh no, Kaizers Orchestra is stabbing Gokudera!
26. Great, now my foot smells like pesticide!
27. I can't move my arms in sync!
28. Whoa, I just lost half my blood.
29. Whoops, entering the danger zone.
30. My secrets spill out like frickin' vomit.
31. Those signs are awesome, I want a fucking sign with an octopus on it on the back of my head.
32. Like the phone sex kind of personal?
33. No one ever tells me, so I just say something sexual.
34. t.A.T.u. and porn is not the best mixture.
35. Let's stalk the UPS guy.
36. In other news, what the fuck.
37. Just give him some luuube, I know you have some in your right pocket.
38. Wait, was that Phoneix Wright that said that? Yes it was!
39. And then his hair just has an orgasm
40. You gotta yell like you're having an orgasm.
41. They'll only like it if they're... y'know... gay.
42. It ranges between fluff and oh my god that is not fluff.
43. I'm gonna smack people with electrical cords, yeah.
44. They don't teach you THIS in Blue's Clues.
45. You have no nipples, that's creepy.
46. Are we using lock-picking as a euphemism now?
47. No I did not say "Can I suck your dick?"
48. I like to think of it as OH MY GOD EVERYONE'S A FUCKING WHORE.
49. You know who I hate? Those people whose faces make them look like they're having sex all the time. I despise those kind of people.
50. If I had a detached tongue I could probably do it.
51. Dude, people don't draw porn for free!
52. I think it's cute when he stabs him.
53. Shota shota shota in mai pants.
54. Man, that is a big finger!
55. "I'm pretty used to having stuff in my mouth."
"Like what? A dick?"
56. Nice tongue, man.
57. How do I Giygas?
58. Lol oops. Loops.
59. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT URLS
60. His chin could probably kill someone, though.
61. That ear will eat my soul.
62. lolhands
63. This is mah-fucking-jong
64. I've never been able to figure out how to make it look like their eyes are defying gravity.
65. So you used your sock as a sex toy?
66. It tickles and then BOOM SEX EVERYWHERE
67. You're being seduced by a fish, you're a stupid motherfucker!
68. Damn look at her forehead.
69. See moe, stay calm!
70. I still can't get over listening to this song while reading yaoi.
71. All you need to do is read yaoi and BOOM! Male anatomy!
72. Japan is not this empty, jesus christ
73. That basically didn't tell me anything and, yeah, it's still up the ass.
74. Do you REALLY have to do this in your underwear?
75. And I'm like "jesus christ his brain's sucking his dick that's fucked up"
76. Oh god I just swallowed myself!
77. Yeah, I'm just gonna go fap over there.
78. So his penis was there but the rest of his body wasn't.
79. I can tell people's voices by their breaaaatthhinnggg
80. Random thought of the day: You are awesome if you can write about sex when you haven't even had it.
81. I could be talking to a RAPIST and my mom could care less
82. Yeah, let's go trash some bibles!
83. Who the fucking hell are you, Louisa May Alcott?
84. I'm like the CP-Midas, everything I touch turns to shota
85. Maybe I can just moe my way out of it
86. How can that look cute or sexy when he has a GIANT FUCKING HAT ON HIS HEAD
87. No, look, I can be moe too!
88. Fuck this guy, he has too many vowels in his name.
89. I was on Pixiv, BIATCH
90. Okay, so we just saw some dead bodies, now let's fuck.
91. Dude, is cocaine white? Shit, I dunno.
92. Hit my squee button, hit my squee button!
93. You run into walls, you bastard!
94. The worst porn ever is the kind where you can't tell what the FUCK is going on. You're like "Is that a penis?"
95. How do you put that in the Google search bar?
96. You shouldn't ask your friends to buy porn!
97. He tried to commit suicide by jumping off a SLIDE.
98. He's looking at the snail like it's the fucking Messiah or some coolshit.
99. He attacks with PEZ. How badass is that?
100. Okay, you guys are weird. I just eat people and shit.
1. Ahh, I just stabbed by neck with my own muscles!
2. God, I almost threw my scissors at the screen!
3. Ways to Not Get Pregnant
1. Abstinence
2. Condoms
3. Be gay
4. Oh, he was mastrubating then, too! I'm smart!
5. Oh my gosh, you have stripes on your penis!
6. God, close-up porn is the best!
7. OMG sex on the DDR machine, so hardcore!
8. Let's all be pedos in the middle of the road!
9. I can translate that: "Aaaahhh."
10. I will grab your life from out of your ass.
11. I will slap you so hard your brain comes dribbling from your ear.
12. lols for alls
13. I stopped reading porn for THIS?
14. This is me oh god I don't know-ing
15. Mom, if I had Photoshop, I could make it look like I was hanging out with Hitler.
16. I was going to say something vaguely incestous, and then I decided not to.
17. I just snotted all over myself.
18. JPG YESSSSSSSS
19. Boom, he's awake. It's magic.
20. My voice is a hermaphrodite.
21. Okay, random hentai, hello
22. Take random pictures of me eating seductively!
23. Fanfiction - the excuse to write porn.
24. 4th of July - best night for shooters.
25. Oh no, Kaizers Orchestra is stabbing Gokudera!
26. Great, now my foot smells like pesticide!
27. I can't move my arms in sync!
28. Whoa, I just lost half my blood.
29. Whoops, entering the danger zone.
30. My secrets spill out like frickin' vomit.
31. Those signs are awesome, I want a fucking sign with an octopus on it on the back of my head.
32. Like the phone sex kind of personal?
33. No one ever tells me, so I just say something sexual.
34. t.A.T.u. and porn is not the best mixture.
35. Let's stalk the UPS guy.
36. In other news, what the fuck.
37. Just give him some luuube, I know you have some in your right pocket.
38. Wait, was that Phoneix Wright that said that? Yes it was!
39. And then his hair just has an orgasm
40. You gotta yell like you're having an orgasm.
41. They'll only like it if they're... y'know... gay.
42. It ranges between fluff and oh my god that is not fluff.
43. I'm gonna smack people with electrical cords, yeah.
44. They don't teach you THIS in Blue's Clues.
45. You have no nipples, that's creepy.
46. Are we using lock-picking as a euphemism now?
47. No I did not say "Can I suck your dick?"
48. I like to think of it as OH MY GOD EVERYONE'S A FUCKING WHORE.
49. You know who I hate? Those people whose faces make them look like they're having sex all the time. I despise those kind of people.
50. If I had a detached tongue I could probably do it.
51. Dude, people don't draw porn for free!
52. I think it's cute when he stabs him.
53. Shota shota shota in mai pants.
54. Man, that is a big finger!
55. "I'm pretty used to having stuff in my mouth."
"Like what? A dick?"
56. Nice tongue, man.
57. How do I Giygas?
58. Lol oops. Loops.
59. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT URLS
60. His chin could probably kill someone, though.
61. That ear will eat my soul.
62. lolhands
63. This is mah-fucking-jong
64. I've never been able to figure out how to make it look like their eyes are defying gravity.
65. So you used your sock as a sex toy?
66. It tickles and then BOOM SEX EVERYWHERE
67. You're being seduced by a fish, you're a stupid motherfucker!
68. Damn look at her forehead.
69. See moe, stay calm!
70. I still can't get over listening to this song while reading yaoi.
71. All you need to do is read yaoi and BOOM! Male anatomy!
72. Japan is not this empty, jesus christ
73. That basically didn't tell me anything and, yeah, it's still up the ass.
74. Do you REALLY have to do this in your underwear?
75. And I'm like "jesus christ his brain's sucking his dick that's fucked up"
76. Oh god I just swallowed myself!
77. Yeah, I'm just gonna go fap over there.
78. So his penis was there but the rest of his body wasn't.
79. I can tell people's voices by their breaaaatthhinnggg
80. Random thought of the day: You are awesome if you can write about sex when you haven't even had it.
81. I could be talking to a RAPIST and my mom could care less
82. Yeah, let's go trash some bibles!
83. Who the fucking hell are you, Louisa May Alcott?
84. I'm like the CP-Midas, everything I touch turns to shota
85. Maybe I can just moe my way out of it
86. How can that look cute or sexy when he has a GIANT FUCKING HAT ON HIS HEAD
87. No, look, I can be moe too!
88. Fuck this guy, he has too many vowels in his name.
89. I was on Pixiv, BIATCH
90. Okay, so we just saw some dead bodies, now let's fuck.
91. Dude, is cocaine white? Shit, I dunno.
92. Hit my squee button, hit my squee button!
93. You run into walls, you bastard!
94. The worst porn ever is the kind where you can't tell what the FUCK is going on. You're like "Is that a penis?"
95. How do you put that in the Google search bar?
96. You shouldn't ask your friends to buy porn!
97. He tried to commit suicide by jumping off a SLIDE.
98. He's looking at the snail like it's the fucking Messiah or some coolshit.
99. He attacks with PEZ. How badass is that?
100. Okay, you guys are weird. I just eat people and shit.