ATTENTION TO ALL KANDA-LOVERS
In response to this post by timcampysnowbal, I have formed a nice little rant.
In the great words of aforementioned timcampysnowbal:
"I AM SICK OF ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKING KANDAS
IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING KINKMEME"
I think I first noticed the problem whilst browsing the kinkmeme. I became angry when I saw that the requests I wanted fulfilled - none of which involved Kanda - were not being filled. Instead, all of the requests that involved Kanda were filled. I'm like "THEFUCKISTHISSHIT" and went RAGE GUY all over my keyboard. After that I started noticing it everywhere: communities, fans, ALL OF IT. My irritation kept growing and growing and growing.
Okay, rant time:
THIS IS IN CAPSLOCKS 1). BECAUSE KANDA MAKES ME MAD AND ANGRY, AND 2). WE ALL KNOW IT IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. ANYWAY, I HAVE YET TO FIGURE OUT THIS WHOLE OBSESSION WITH HIM. ANY PAIRING WITH HIM IS OOC BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THE ONLY SWORD HE WANTS TO HAVE STUCK UP HIS ASS IS MUGEN. EVERYTHING ELSE IS THE LEAST CANON IN SO MANY WAYS.
LIKE YULLEN.
YULLEN
MAKES
ME
VERY
MAD
AND
ANGRY
ALLEN IS MY 1..2..3... THIRD FAVORITE CHARACTER OF DGM AND I DO NOT LIKE SEEING HIM WITH KANDA. IT IS HORRIBLE. I WILL CONDONE LAVIXKANDA AND KANDAXLENALEE SOMETIMES BUT YULLEN IS FUCKING STUPID. IT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL. IT IS MIORE OOC THAN ANYTHING I'VE EVER WRITTEN AND WILL WRITE AND I CAN ONLY WRITE OOC I AM THE OOC QUEEN. BUT CAN BE SEEN AS A MERE JESTER BENEATH EVERY YULLEN DOUJIN, FANFICTION, PICTURE, OR DOUJIN GAME.
IT'S
FUCKING
INSANE
AND
MAKES
NO
SESE
WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS MY HATRED TOWARDS THIS THING. HE IS NOT A MAN. HE IS A THING.
IN A RECENT REQUEST FOR KOMUIXFEM!ALLEN IN THE KINKMEME, THE REQUESTER SAID "Why is there so little Komui/Allen love here? D:" THIS SHOULD BE CHANGED TO "Why is there so little ANYONE BUT KANDA love here? D:" BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW IT'S TRUE. KANDA IS A FAGGOT. HE MUST DIE. BUT THEN FANGIRLS WILL ANGST AND START WRITING LOTS MORE FANFICS OF HIM AND DRAW MORE PICTURES OF HIM BECAUSE HE WILL CONTINUE TO LIVE IN THE DEAD HEARTS OF KANDA FANGIRLS.
NO.
GO THE FUCK AWAY.
YOU'RE FUCKING CANCER.
WHY DON'T YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE NOW?
I WOULD CONTINUE TO SAY "FUCK KANDA" BUT THAT WOULD MAKE ALL HIS LITTLE FANGIRLIES HAPPY.
I'M MANAPHWEE, AND THIS IS KANDA-HATE.
NOW FUCK OFF!
In the great words of aforementioned timcampysnowbal:
"I AM SICK OF ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKING KANDAS
IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING KINKMEME"
I think I first noticed the problem whilst browsing the kinkmeme. I became angry when I saw that the requests I wanted fulfilled - none of which involved Kanda - were not being filled. Instead, all of the requests that involved Kanda were filled. I'm like "THEFUCKISTHISSHIT" and went RAGE GUY all over my keyboard. After that I started noticing it everywhere: communities, fans, ALL OF IT. My irritation kept growing and growing and growing.
Okay, rant time:
THIS IS IN CAPSLOCKS 1). BECAUSE KANDA MAKES ME MAD AND ANGRY, AND 2). WE ALL KNOW IT IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. ANYWAY, I HAVE YET TO FIGURE OUT THIS WHOLE OBSESSION WITH HIM. ANY PAIRING WITH HIM IS OOC BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THE ONLY SWORD HE WANTS TO HAVE STUCK UP HIS ASS IS MUGEN. EVERYTHING ELSE IS THE LEAST CANON IN SO MANY WAYS.
LIKE YULLEN.
YULLEN
MAKES
ME
VERY
MAD
AND
ANGRY
ALLEN IS MY 1..2..3... THIRD FAVORITE CHARACTER OF DGM AND I DO NOT LIKE SEEING HIM WITH KANDA. IT IS HORRIBLE. I WILL CONDONE LAVIXKANDA AND KANDAXLENALEE SOMETIMES BUT YULLEN IS FUCKING STUPID. IT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL. IT IS MIORE OOC THAN ANYTHING I'VE EVER WRITTEN AND WILL WRITE AND I CAN ONLY WRITE OOC I AM THE OOC QUEEN. BUT CAN BE SEEN AS A MERE JESTER BENEATH EVERY YULLEN DOUJIN, FANFICTION, PICTURE, OR DOUJIN GAME.
IT'S
FUCKING
INSANE
AND
MAKES
NO
SESE
WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS MY HATRED TOWARDS THIS THING. HE IS NOT A MAN. HE IS A THING.
IN A RECENT REQUEST FOR KOMUIXFEM!ALLEN IN THE KINKMEME, THE REQUESTER SAID "Why is there so little Komui/Allen love here? D:" THIS SHOULD BE CHANGED TO "Why is there so little ANYONE BUT KANDA love here? D:" BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW IT'S TRUE. KANDA IS A FAGGOT. HE MUST DIE. BUT THEN FANGIRLS WILL ANGST AND START WRITING LOTS MORE FANFICS OF HIM AND DRAW MORE PICTURES OF HIM BECAUSE HE WILL CONTINUE TO LIVE IN THE DEAD HEARTS OF KANDA FANGIRLS.
NO.
GO THE FUCK AWAY.
YOU'RE FUCKING CANCER.
WHY DON'T YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE NOW?
I WOULD CONTINUE TO SAY "FUCK KANDA" BUT THAT WOULD MAKE ALL HIS LITTLE FANGIRLIES HAPPY.
I'M MANAPHWEE, AND THIS IS KANDA-HATE.
NOW FUCK OFF!