Jon's request
Request: "I want you to discuss the differences, and similarities, of the Viet Kong and Chiang Kai-Shek's faction as well as a comprehensive analysis of the languages that are spoken by these independent groups.
...Or you can just post updates on happenings in your life. Either or, I'm not too picky (although I think that would make an interesting report...). XD"
Answer: Ok ok. If you twist your head to look at Jon's little smiley face, it's actually not a laughing face, but an evil sith man. Anyway, it's all in the eye of the beholder, as is Jon's implied request for me to talk about a little monster named Crotch.
Crotch was only 20 years old in monster years when he began his trips to the upper world. His parents were very strict about his trips, and didn't allow him up and out very often, so when Crotch came out, he went to see Jon. Now Jon was enthused about Crotch's visits. Hell, this was a strange creature from another land entirely different from his own. And being that Jon's studying to be a Bioengineer, this could really put him in the spotlight if he found out how Crotch worked!
Well, it just so happened Jon's friend Chanel came to see his great discovery. She was a little curious why Jon was suddenly so delusional; there really could not be any explanation for Jon's "monster" find, except for the few kicks to the head he had taken in the tournament. Jon took Chanel to his room, where she first caught a peak at the little Crotch. She screamed, and ran out of the room. Jon came running after her, wondering why she became so scared, remembering the foretelling of this strange creature he found one day in his room. "It's harmless, I swear!" yelled the frustrated Jon. Jon could only see Chanel's coupe driving away at the speed of light as he came to the window in his room.
Jon, being the zealot of truth, became so incredibly sure that the world needed to see his discovery. So he held a news conference.
"Jonathan, where did you first find your.. friend?"
"Well I was looking through my room-"
"What do your parents think about this?"
"They told me not to tell anyone-"
"Jon, why didn't you tell anyone of this discovery before?"
"Well forget all that okay? Let me just bring him out into the light!!"
A gasp rose throughout the room as eyes widened and several people fell over dead.
Really, the world was not yet ready for Jon's Crotch.
...Or you can just post updates on happenings in your life. Either or, I'm not too picky (although I think that would make an interesting report...). XD"
Answer: Ok ok. If you twist your head to look at Jon's little smiley face, it's actually not a laughing face, but an evil sith man. Anyway, it's all in the eye of the beholder, as is Jon's implied request for me to talk about a little monster named Crotch.
Crotch was only 20 years old in monster years when he began his trips to the upper world. His parents were very strict about his trips, and didn't allow him up and out very often, so when Crotch came out, he went to see Jon. Now Jon was enthused about Crotch's visits. Hell, this was a strange creature from another land entirely different from his own. And being that Jon's studying to be a Bioengineer, this could really put him in the spotlight if he found out how Crotch worked!
Well, it just so happened Jon's friend Chanel came to see his great discovery. She was a little curious why Jon was suddenly so delusional; there really could not be any explanation for Jon's "monster" find, except for the few kicks to the head he had taken in the tournament. Jon took Chanel to his room, where she first caught a peak at the little Crotch. She screamed, and ran out of the room. Jon came running after her, wondering why she became so scared, remembering the foretelling of this strange creature he found one day in his room. "It's harmless, I swear!" yelled the frustrated Jon. Jon could only see Chanel's coupe driving away at the speed of light as he came to the window in his room.
Jon, being the zealot of truth, became so incredibly sure that the world needed to see his discovery. So he held a news conference.
"Jonathan, where did you first find your.. friend?"
"Well I was looking through my room-"
"What do your parents think about this?"
"They told me not to tell anyone-"
"Jon, why didn't you tell anyone of this discovery before?"
"Well forget all that okay? Let me just bring him out into the light!!"
A gasp rose throughout the room as eyes widened and several people fell over dead.
Really, the world was not yet ready for Jon's Crotch.