My Undead Wife

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If anyone's ever wondered why I love my wife so madly, here's a good example: while discussing the mythology of undead bad guys who keep their souls hidden away; such as Voldemort and his Horcruxes or Korchei the Deathless (who kept his soul hidden in a needle, in a glass heart, in an egg, in a duck, in a hare, in an iron box), Flannery pipes up that she keeps her soul hidden in a duck, in a chicken, in a turkey and that she's got a magic "Turduken Heart".

I dunno, that just made me feel all squishy inside...

And also very hungry.